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on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

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fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

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am i the prettiest imaginary girl in your phone b honest

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There's a lot of that going around, huh.

Is your 🤢 girlfriend 🤢 here? -Tommy

What's with the face? I thought you liked her, little weirdo.

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I WAS ONLY TALKING TO BILLY, PLEASE. -Tommy

WERE YOU? WERE YOUUUUU?

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As someone who was adopted, this made me sad, I hope you're proud of yourself, Thomas. 😞

Hey, did you know you're adopted? -Tommy

Hey, did you know you're rude as heck?

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HAHA.

Fighting through the horrors and being so brave about it (I'm having brain freeze because I ate my ice cream too fast)

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Who's going to tell her we kidnapped him 👀

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[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]

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i need to know how you of all people pulled two beautiful guys like that

I'm hot, insane, and obsessed with them. And that worked.

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I have the best spiritual baby fathers

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Thank you other father 😘

Happy mother's day -shin

Thanks you're one of the fathers 😘

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So you hate me and want me dead? 🥺

Happy mother's day -shin

Thanks you're one of the fathers 😘

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Happy mother's day -shin

Thanks you're one of the fathers 😘

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Thank you, sweetie. I love you. Thank you for being one of the best daughters ever. ❤️

Mom 🥺🥺 it's only because you're the best mom ever that I can even be a fraction of great

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happy mother's day to me also because of all the kids I've swallowed

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Happy mother's day to the best mom in all the universes, @wandaa-maxximoff