used to be shotgunswords and derspitdreamer"i dont kin anything im 32" the names gray whats up? dual dreamer, jerma main, etc etc.he/they
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opened my tumblr and as it was loading i was like “i sure hope i don’t see deltarune spoilers” and then kris’ face loaded onto my screen
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I just want you to know that I'm not just a number.
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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation
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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted
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WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑
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