april132009

[april132009]

Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

[april132009]

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

[april132009]

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

[april132009]

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

[april132009]

It's important to remember that Luigi Mangione is being framed for murder. The "evidence" they have on him is absolute clown shoes absurd.

They're trying to win this by swaying public opinion. That's why they're doing movie deals about it and staging ridiculous photo ops.

They're gonna try to give this kid the death penalty to cover up for their own gross incompetence and in the hopes that they scare the working class out of trying to fight back.

Please don't help them do this by using his name as a synonym for political assassinations. Please do not perpetuate the idea that he's guilty.

[april132009]

huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote

[april132009]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[april132009]

Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.

[april132009]

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

[april132009]

How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

[april132009]

what is your favorite rock shape

roud

[april132009]

I once fed a freak berries until it died

[april132009]

[april132009]

I have frequent sexual fantasies about you

Can you try fantasizing about something else instead? Like maybe Summer vacation or having super powers?

[april132009]

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

[april132009]

wait this just changed something in me