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“The bird in Charlie’s Angels is, I believe, the wrongest bird in the history of cinema — and one of the weirdest and most inexplicable flubs in any movie I can remember. It is elaborately, even ornately wrong.” (I was slack-jawed by the end of this.)

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A good idea

The hill I will die on.

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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

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every time I mention how many days sober I am I appreciate people congratulating me and telling me to keep up the good work. it is nice. but I also wish that milestones in addiction recovery weren’t still so pinned to length of sobriety/abstinence

yeah yeah I’m 50 days sober who cares. how about the fact that, when I do drink, it tends to be nipped in the bud after two days nowadays instead of weeks or months? how about the fact that drinking has been condensed to a six pack because I’m at the end of my tether, instead of browning out every night? how about my friend who has decided to stop drinking alone, and is actually sticking to that? recovery doesn’t always look like sobriety and I wish it was more normal to talk about that. yknow. when addiction is normal to talk about at all

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Now is the time to stay engaged. Stand together with your neighbors. Expand your solidarity.

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this rules

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I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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Absolutely beautiful art

I think about your transfem Hannibal all the fucking time. I need her badly

shes so…….hhhhhhhhhh

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VERY long story but last night I was reading everything on Wikipedia that I could about pro wrestling and I now understand why that shit is so inexhaustibly popular. Theater with combat sport elements. In what universe would that NOT be popular. What a fascinating artform

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I would simply wish for the ground to swallow me

me, walking into a comic store: what are the chances that i’m gonna run into my boyfriend’s ex haha

only person working there: hi! not to make things weird but did you just move here because of [boyfriend’s name]?

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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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:3

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DabuQlu’DI’ yISuv!

“When threatened, fight!”

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"I should be posting this on Patreon."