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*Use headphones for a WAY better listening experience! xx As promised, here's that recording of my insanely unhappy belly 😵‍💫

Here's me thinking that eating or drinking next to nothing for a day (besides water and tea) to give my stomach a break after a VERY overindulgent weekend would sort out my overworked tummy...but nope. I swear I've hit my own personal record for how distended my poor tummy has ever been, and it wasn't shy about letting me know that it really wasn't happy about it. I didn't even know my belly was capable of bloating that much seeing its pretty flat most of the time 😅

Everything in my stomach still felt it was sitting like a rock, which felt super blegh, so I had a liiittle bit of water to hopefully settle and help flush things out.

That was such a mistake 😖

The second the water hit my stomach, I felt a deep 'glug' just above my bellybutton, and I thought that was going to be it, but with zero warning it started to feel like my already tight belly was fighting to make room for those few sips. It felt like everything in my tummy was shifting, and soon after, the bubbling gurgles became almost constant. I'm so so glad I managed to get my phone out quick enough to catch that super long rush of gurgles (from approx. the 30 - 55 second mark).

Despite what it may sound like, it wasn't the kind of upset belly that meant I needed to run to the bathroom (thank god). Every time my belly erupted in waves of liquidy gurgles and groans, I could feel the movement rolling from one side of my bloated stomach to the other. It was super unsettling, crampy and uncomfortable, but at the same time...fuck, it felt good.

I wish I could pinpoint exactly what caused all of this, because if I could make it happen again, I absolutely would with no hesitation. I've never seen my belly this bloated, never felt or heard it this active and loud, and honestly I already miss it 🥺

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I can't believe just how noisy my belly is tonight 😩 it's so audibly upset that I havent even needed a mic pressed up against my tummy to hear everything 😖 Excuse the background sound of my bf typing on his PC in the next room, but ngl I don't think you guys will have any issue hearing my stomach 😅

I can still feel everything trying to digest as I type this (trying being the key word here). At this point, it's been over an hour of feeling every inch of my belly burble and complain, and I think I can confidently say that it really isn't happy with me. The second I rolled onto my side, I just felt everything fighting to resettle, and it's just been gurgling embarrassingly loud and my belly looks and feels so full and bloated 😣

I went out for dinner tonight with some friends, but also didn't want to waste some food that was going to have to be thrown out if I didn't have it by tomorrow...

Soooooo, here's everything I've had over the last few hours that has ended up waging war in my belly:

A vanilla thickshake (approx 500mL)

Karaage chicken

Roast potatoes

Coke No Sugar (250mL)

2 bananas

A whole container of strawberries

A bowl of protein yoghurt

And about 3/4 of a 750mL bottle of sparkling water

I normally never eat this much in one sitting, but I just felt so guilty wasting any food. I have a few more videos and recordings that I might upload if I don't feel too self conscious showing my bloated tummy (especially since I've taken a hit to my confidence after gaining a bit of weight lately 🥲).

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tried a new bloating/burping recipe

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I ate a whole pizza before this dessert lol

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I'm really losing control 😵‍💫

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damnnn… I thought I was gonna record a burp for yall but my belly did this instead 😅 this was just with my phone mic too, nothing special like I usually use

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I miss your burps 😖

They've missed you!

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I miss your burps 😖

They've missed you!

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No holding back these burps now. My tummy hurts 😵‍💫

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oh yanno just the worst stomach pains of my life 😩😭

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my belly hurts so bad😭

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Sigh

..Fuck you whoever recommend trying milk and Gummies...

Well, atleast you enjoy...I guess💁🏼‍♀️

But this thing had me SWEATING...😭

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my tummy 30 minutes after a milkshake 😖

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She is so busy... I'm bursting.

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trying to settle my sloshing tummy while laying on my bathroom floor since i can’t be far from a toilet right now…

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my tummy is so full of diarrhea you can hear it sloshing around…

oh god what did i eat

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She's gonna blow!

Based on the sounds of my stomach, i might☠️