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Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

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who had the zodiac killer being identified on their 2021 bingo card?

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I mean it’s how it feels

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June 22 2019 - A fascist trying to pick a fight at Bologna Pride gets more reaction than he bargained for. [video]

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it’s called growth

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We’ll never die

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2006: Naming your kid Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- to crash the school website

2021: Splicing a buffer overflow into your kid to crash the genome sequencers.

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Ok so we all love a hyperfixation but does anyone else ever avoid certain things because you feel like you don't have the time to be fixated on that, or that you aren't in the right headspace for this to become your latest obsession

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i'm so glad the venom movies are "bad" because if they were "good" i'd have to sit through 20 mcu inspired setups for generic one-liners more painful than passing a kidney stone a minute and attempts to make tom hardy as eddie brock a neatly packaged clean shaven suit and tie sex symbol that only serve to do the opposite. instead i get the most hilariously earnest attempts to portray whatever the equivalent of a 'like an old married couple' relationship between a sweaty neurotic mess of a man and every monster fucker's dream of an alien slime that is also used for illustrative purposes when you look up the definition of 'bastard' in the dictionary is and i couldn't be happier.

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This meme has teeth

Edit: I usually leave as much info about where I have poached a meme from to share with Tumblr as many do not venture from our dark cove into the social media abyss. 

The OG creator of this Glorious meme recently made themselves known in the comments and Her Memes are LEGENDARY on other Social media platforms so go check out her blog @jennhasadhd​ and giver her some love! 

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“no thoughts head empty” is a fun little phrase i like to say for comedic effect but in reality i dont know what thats like because adhd brain go thinkthinkthinkTHINKcantnotTHINKthinkthink