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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

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British royals are celebrities because of incest thank you for coming to my ted talk

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I have a friend online who types "does" instead of "those" what is the general consensus on this.

I don't mind it that much but it can make sentences really confusing when a radom "does" is thrown in.

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Slight pet peeve of mine: People who meet online, and a week later tell everyone they're going to move in together in 4-7 years... 😶 Like do some people not realize how difficult it is for online relationships to *work* and *develop* into something that becomes irl

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starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

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Why hasn’t this been done before?

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Ok but why do people feel the need to label me as a cool gay 😐 like bitch you better include the whole community or exclude me from your little made up standards of how gay people should act

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@crashingthruwindow is- is this why you-

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y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations

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These jokes make me feel nothing now

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how the vaccine works

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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

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Futhermore: “tumblr” as you experience it is defined entirely by whom you’re following. If you think tumblr doesn’t focus enough on recovery or female artists or Jason Momoa, follow some recovery/female artists/Jason Momoa blogs, and tumblr will change.

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I’m a good gummy