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Hello? Is this <Among Us>? Is this the <Impostor> from <Among Us> ?

yes this is the imqoster, what bo you want from me???

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man!!! i swear, alternia is all turneb arounb sometimes!!! so many daseless assumqtions and just outright wrong info adout every caste circulates on this hell qlanet!!! =:/

i really bon't get the whole "seabwellers eating seafoob is cannidalism!" thing, decause no it literally is not! am i going arounb eating other trolls? no? well then, shocking news, it isn't cannidalism!!!

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canineArcanist: nice seLfie!! your gLasses are super dduper cooL!! :D

thank you so much!!! a fun little fact adout them is that they have transition lenses for qeculiarly dright nights!!!

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i like my lusus, dut it can just de so frustrating sometimes!!! =>:[

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haha its kinba wilb that i've never actually qosteb a selfie (shellfie???) on here!!!

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voibrot is kinba fuckeb uq, so very sorry to the psionic users who have to beal with that =:[

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i love making bumd shitqosts that are funny exclusively to me!

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i really bon't get the whole "seabwellers eating seafoob is cannidalism!" thing, decause no it literally is not! am i going arounb eating other trolls? no? well then, shocking news, it isn't cannidalism!!!

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not everydoby takes the time to aqqreciate how lucky we are to have such deautiful moons!!! i'm certain that no other qlanet's coulb comqare!!!

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i regret to inform everyone that i have durnt the insibe of my mouth while diting into a miniature flavor disc qocket with far too much haste!!! i am literally losing my fucking qan adout it decause it was so avoibadle

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almost qassed out in the mibble of the troll costco again </3

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?CT: this site doesnt have a yellow text option so youre just gonna have to bare with me here okay

?CT: did you know the Ao3 the tag for muppets is just Muppets (Muppets) and i find that incredibly amusing like whats with the parentheses why do the muppets have an echo where are they located are they in a cave or something ive been thinking about this for a while now i just think its funny

?CT: anyways have you ever had a twinkie before? do trolls even have twinkies hey have you ever been to a gas station like a seven eleven or a shell or is shell just a gas brand hold on i gotta look this up

i bibn't know that!

dut hmm...

if i hab to guess why there are qarentheses, i woulb have to assume that the first muqqets is in reference to the sqecies of muqqet, while the qarentheses (muqqets) is to affrim that yes, the muqqet sqecies from the muqqets series!

as for the "twinkies" puestion.. i can't say i know what the hell you're on adout lol

dut gas stations i think i get, they're for feeding your scuttleduggies, right?

never hearb somedoby refer to it as 'gas' though, esqecially when you coulb just call it nectroline (or nectrol for short ig?) like everyone else =X]

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i ddont bbelieve ive ever hadd the abbility to sppeak to, or otherwise interact with, a seaddweller bbefore! or, really, anyone abbove cerulean, at that.

youve mentionedd seeking out a bbookhive bbefore, yes? are you qquite the readder, stranger? }8)

oOoOo! i'm surqrised that you're one of the first trolls to use hemotyqing on here so far!!! dut yes, i bo love to reab!!! i'm an esqecially dig fan of the solbier qurrdeasts novels

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got a new husktoq!!! my lusus sorta kinba ate my last one whooqsies!!!

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hehe lusus qic =:]

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>ask what their strife specibus is

"what's your strife specibus? mine is scythekind!"

i use qenkinb =:]

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<O> { Oh ar7 is ac7ually sOme7hing we have in cOmmOn } <O> { fancy 7ha7 } <O> { shame yOu dOn7 like fancy seadweller balls } <O> { I was hOping fOr sOme insider infO } <O> { dOn7 imagine i cOuld bribe yOu sOmehOw cOuld i } -🐱 anOn

the only way to really get into a qarty is to de inviteb, which i usually am not. if i were inviteb to go to one though, i woulb no boudt de qosting adout it like no tomorrow haha! so i bon't think dridery will work in this case! i'm not too qoqular (or really known that well at all) among my fellow fish lol