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I'm not finished. I still have Floyd and Emmy and James to do on Bella and basically everyone but Jesse on Roro. 

But i am going to eat and do homework then reply and then get back to brotping the dash up.

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finding brotp gif sets for all of bella and rowan's brotps tbh

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Top 10 Gossip Girl (as voted by my followers)

08. Chuck and Serena 

"Please, call me brother."

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wow okay so we have this cute surfer looking blonde guy on my hall right? and his name is matty and he is on the soccer team and like he was helping us mover our furniture around because he's nice like that right?

and like meggy(shes my room mate) was talking about how vin diesel challenged putin for the ice bucket challenge

and matty goes, "who's putin?" and i'm like "the president of russia matty" and he legit goes, "oh! i thought the preseident of russa was rasputin?!" and megan just goes "basically he is." 

aka like that putin is just as evil as rasputin right but like matty just seemed so confused and goes, "wait i thought you said he's name was putin. is like putin a nickname for rasputin?"

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gonna help my dorm mate with something so brb in like 30mins-1hr

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It was an accident? 

..Ahh! Jesus Christ.. Dude, the fuck?

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Jack, stop. Stop while you'e ahead. If you want to get me in trouble, if you even try I'll just make you look ten times worse than me. If we have kissed I dont remember which means you're probably not that good of a kisser anyways. We might have to sign you up for some classes. Get Ash to teach ya. No, you bite them and that's a no no Jackaroo. 

You never are, so I wouldn’t expect anything else if I’m honest. Ooo, now that would be fun. I could so get you into trouble and lets face it, I’m sure that there have been drunken kisses in the past, even if the nights are blurred. Oh god. My nails have been fine and are still fine. Although I am more careful with things now.

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But rude is my specialty. Good intentions don't mean much if they still blow up in our faces when your plan doesn't work. Wow, that's such a guy thing to say. I dont even know how to properly even reply. Do amish people even do oral? Isn't that a sin?

Hey, don’t be fuckin’ rude. I might be a little shit but I’m usually a little shit with good intentions. I would hope after being with someone for years before you can kiss they’d be getting on their knees to do something other than praying, babe.

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Well I didn't know that. I'd say sorry but I'm not? At least the bruises will make you seem bad ass? No you wouldn't because you know she'd tell my dad and then you'll be interogated. Why waste an hour of your time with a scary middle aged man when you dont have to? God bless whoever made you to be honest. Your nails definitely needed it.

Not when you punch. More force behind the punch than a bench press, Bella. If she turned it into anything sexual, you realise that I’d play along just to make you flame up in embarrassment. Cucumber mask? Please. I haven’t done any facials since that god damn charity event when the person who bought me made me have a fucking mani pedi.

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Well you're a hot guy so girls would have been more than willing. You might have had some trouble with the guys though but then again if I had trouble with them. Some didn't want to answer and the ones that did didn't answer seriously.

I’m not. I just, uh’…— it probably helps that you’re a cute girl because if it was me doing it I’m just pretty sure I would get some weird looks.

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It wasn't a save it was the truth. Good because you need at least one person who doesn't love you so they can tell you when you're being a little shit which is most of the time. If their partner is bad in the sack I think they just pray to go that they get better. Not even like figuartively. Literally. They probably get on their knees and pray.

Good save. I think I can just about live with you not being in love with me. Just about. Well, yeah. I’m not saying getting frisky before you know each other but when people are, like, Amish they can’t even hold hands before getting married and that’s fuckin’ crazy. What if they’re bad in the sack?

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Well I asked them before I just shoved a video in there face and started asking them questions. Some people are just really nice. Why are you so surprised?

Random people? And they just, uh’…— went along with answering random questions for a stranger?