i’m 20 years old and my parents JUST got comfortable enough to curse in front me and let me just say! a lot to take in!
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WTF = What The Freak
OMG = Oh my golly!
GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus
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why do guys always gotta jiggle their leg in class ……. shhhh shh relax ..calm down…..it’ll b ok
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"get his ass" is such an inherently funny phrase
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switched my major for the third time so you know i’m feeling that 2020 spirit!
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anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice
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personally i think if you stick your fingers into my enclosure i have the right to bite you, and i will, and i will do it hard
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hey, maybe i don’t want to sing? maybe its better if i dont sing, just for society, and humanity, just in general, id like to stop
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i’m just going to stop talking, which is the hardest thing for me, personally, as a spider and a man to do, because of who i am as a person, but this sucks, and it sucks, and i had plans for today, and this sucks
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okay i feel bad for cursing in big letters but i am SEETHING
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hey this fucking sucks, actually
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i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft
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summer lovin, had me a blast
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hisgenesis replied to your post: someone buy my screenplay for my life story
How much is it?
how much is mario kart 8?
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