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thanks for tagging me to do this hehehe <3

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and yup ☝️ im what was i saying

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yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much

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Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

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[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

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I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

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you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away

FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME

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i love drinking coffee

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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sometimes I think I'm putting too many sex scenes into something . and then I look at what's happening in the world and I'm like oh yeah there's a massive puritan shift and censorship wave happening. why on earth am I feeling guilty for writing self indulgent fanfic lmao. I think I will make the characters do it sloppy AGAIN !!!!!

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"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

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okay you know what i think we should still have record stores and video stores and little bookshops everywhere and apartments should be 100$ a month max and we should all be making 200,000 a year for being cute and fun and creative and lovely

[aragaki]

what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things