My body is wrapped in the ancient words. Read to me the story my body tells, and I will be yours forever. If you can read to me my story, you may append yours to the chaos and maybe allay the roiled waters of my soul. Aaron. INFJ.
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i feel like ppl who are against kids transitioning don’t understand the degree to which pediatrics are fine with medical intervention for kids. like really? this is where you draw the line?
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it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king
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Over the course of the game, roll a d20 every so often.
This measures the progress of a different, unmentioned party of adventurers who are on their own quest to stop an unrelated threat to the entire mortal world.
If you get a one they fuck up and die so the world abruptly ends with no warning.
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bro you did NOT just ditch boy's night to go spill your blood over a holy altar corrupting it and allowing it to become a conduit for summoning your fel lord
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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later




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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
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RYAN GOSLING "I wouldn't dare Ken-splain the Barbie movie."
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”the gay subtext between Merlin and Arthur is just subtext” interesting take but have you ever watched the fucking show
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Me after being diagnosed with cozy bitch disease

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"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years
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