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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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this is what its like being autistic on tumblr
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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I will never forget how two chinese college students found a spider and created a genus called Hotwheels and named the spider Hotwheels Sisyphus
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thanks to iceland i can post on tumblr dot com
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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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ancient
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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them
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