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I can relate to this on every level

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“i’ll kill you.” are we about to kiss 

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skyrim — riften.

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BEE DAGGER !!

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Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

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Riften is the funniest fucking city in Skyrim it’s like we have a temple dedicated to love, you can get married here! It has a back door into a sewer system full of thieves who worship a dark god. The trees are beautiful! The city is run by the mob. There’s an orphanage where you can adopt children! But only if you murder the woman who runs the place. You can help the bar owners get engaged! You can do this immediately after extorting them via threatening their family. There’s a beautiful lake and a lively fishery! It’s home to a drug ring

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"i could fix him" well i could murder him with my voice. shout him apart

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‘everyone who’s gone in the strange door came out all wrong’ they say in bravil. like come on. it’s bravil. how do you know the difference

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my most used skyrim spell is clairvoyance. it’s the only way i can find anything. the questmarker just leads me off cliffs. the questmarker killed me more often than all enemies combined

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Hey remember how during the Dark Brotherhood quest line in Oblivion, the handwriting on the dead drop notes very noticeably changes when Mathieu Bellamont starts tricking you into doing his dirty work, and how you CANNOT GO TO LUCIEN AND ASK HIM ABOUT THIS? 

look at this shit!

this is infuriating! i know the hok is stupid but COME ON

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Dovahkiin: I made you all some playlists!

Dovahkiin: Aela, yours is death metal, dark like your soul.

Dovahkiin: Vilkas, yours is blues and sad songs, to pair with your crippling depression.

Dovahkiin: And Farkas has the ABBA Gold Album.

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What if Clannfear swim??

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I've never been more amused while reading an answer to a Quora question until this little rollercoaster.

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Vex: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a woman. Brynjolf: I don’t think you can fight because you’re in a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Delvin can fight in that dress either. Delvin: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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modding skyrim be like

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The Companions of Whiterun

“ “This is not play-acting, here. We are the true spirit of Skyrim. Honour is in our blood, death in our hearts.”