archifists
archifists
EXQUISITE CORPSE.
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i refuse to become another goddamn mystery.( will. 29. he/they. )
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archifists 1 month ago
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i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 馃槵 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug
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archifists 1 month ago
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archifists 1 month ago
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have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?
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archifists 1 month ago
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everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
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archifists 1 month ago
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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor
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archifists 1 month ago
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I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me
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archifists 2 months ago
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is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it鈥檚 not that bad + if i don鈥檛 wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me
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archifists 2 months ago
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people who dont like drinking water confuse me. getting a sip of water is like a drug to me. i love a drink of water
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archifists 2 months ago
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bit mad innit. This whole thing
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archifists 2 months ago
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archifists 3 months ago
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archifists 3 months ago
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turning reblogs off on certain posts should be a punishable crime
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archifists 3 months ago
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sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world
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archifists 3 months ago
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it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny
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archifists 3 months ago
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crossfaded off of birdsong and a ray of sunlight
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archifists 3 months ago
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archifists 3 months ago
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