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i feel like we dont point out that its christian doctrine that god thinks we all deserve to burn for eternity for the crime of being born and the only way he'd forgive us is if we completely and utterly devote our lives to him. what a fucking prick.
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love 2 just say shit. where's that one post
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"Amulets shouldn't seeth with rage" "jewelry actually should not talk at ALL" quit being such a fucking hater oh my god
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fuck it. *explodes in the kiln destroying all other creations in there with me*
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i can control infinitely many limbs when i have them
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well they started out as more of a wing but i preferred having more hands so i turned my feathers into arms
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don't think the ads ever specified what type of wings- personally i get ones made out of a bunch of metal arms and hands
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the ones that don't drink redbull i guess
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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
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