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among us supercollider

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least favorite cutscene in stardew valley is when the wizard subjects you to the gom jabbar test and you have to sit there for twenty minutes in real time holding down the button while your computer plays a noise at a frequency designed to cause immense joint pain

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gom jabbar themed platonic nontheraputic hypnotic session

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gong jabbor pine tree

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anyone know where i can get gom jabbar needle refills on wholesale? I'm trying to cut back on my carbon footprint

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paul atredies would have loved internet challenges

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Jim Henson's famous tv show. Gom Jabbar (The show made for tv by jim henson)

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dude, you didn't pass the pain box test? not going to lie, that's kinda of a bad look.

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i hope theres no gom jabbar test today, i forgot to study

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sorry mom I cant call, im posting on tumblr. yeah its real low quality stuff, just scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point

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maybe the real pain box was the friends we made along the way

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i was never sorry for party rocking.

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i prommy no more gom jabbar posting. I drank so much chamomile tea that i am now completely incapable of perceiving my greatest stressor (Dune 2021 Movie)

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What joe biden doesn't want you to know is that 5G is actually the active ingredient in the gom jabbar test pain box. I wouldn't want that in my body, would you

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Aries: Invest in elves

Taurus: The gom jabbar is at your throat. Remove your hand and you die

Gemini: [write joke later. Something about how meta things are less funny?]

Cancer: The stars are not right yet. Try again later

Leo: Whatever you do, do not invest in elves.

Virgo: You already know how it is

Scorpio: During the surgery, your vitals went out for exactly 15 minutes. They were about to declare you dead when you woke up, but all you remember was waking up in a dark room. It was humid, too humid for how cold it was, and the shadows swirled with mist. You weren't alone, there was a man fiddling with the brim of his hat and humming to himself. You didn't feel like talking would be right, it wouldn't fit with the space at all. You sat quietly and you waited. The chairs were metal, like an old bus station, and you could feel the cold seeping into your skin. Eventually, the man stopped whistling. You looked up to see what had happened, and he was sitting still, too still, like he was a photograph of himself. You had no way of knowing for sure, but deep in your gut you felt that someone, somewhere had just died. You shot awake with bloodshot eyes, knowing without a shadow of a doubt that this was a past that could still be prevented.

Sagittarius: Don't believe a word I say

Aquarius: *Sound of a continuous 15 second fart followed by a sad trombone sound effect followed by raucous applause

Pisces: Gom-Paul Sartre

Libra: Your birthday is January 30, 1993 now.

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You know, my wife was telling me, just the other day. There's this group called the Bene Jessret, real spooky stuff. They have all of these prophesies or what have you, saying there's gonna be someone who lets the spice flow freely. You wouldn't happen to know anyone like that, would you Paul?

Nah, just curious. I'll be going now.

One more thing, I've got here a box. Would you mind putting your hand inside the box? Just testing a theory.

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A lot of fans don't know this, but in an unreleased scene from The Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader threatens Han Solo with a gom jabbar. This is a subtle nod to the influence Dune had on the star wars universe