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right now, he's prey.

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supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

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i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

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i've said this before but it's an endless source of amusement to me how hypocritical and petty the interpersonal drama between the tma avatars is... our noble patrons of the dread powers vs. their sicko cultists. that being said there is definitely something uniquely fucked in the head about the ones that kept larping as regular guys at their day jobs instead of quitting all that to psychologically torture people with magic tricks.

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hbomberguy turn your gayze upon this wretched plagiarist

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My favourite Gerard Keay appearance in TMA is that one episode in Italy (I think it’s a Lonely episode in s2) where he’s not even part of the plot.

He’s just there in a Hawaiian shirt sipping a margarita like “all these fuckin entities ruining my vacation I don’t get a moments fucking peace here’s how you don’t die now leave me alone”

Like that’s it that’s all he contributes he’s such a guy I love him

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Hey anyone want to be crushed by the reality that in stopping the unknowing Jon became unknown to everything around him. He stops being Jon and becomes The Archivist and the only person who acknowledges that there's anything left of the person he was is Martin.

Nikola failed a doomed ritual but it still made the Archivist a Stranger

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Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either

Two identical buff postal workers

All-knowing eldritch antichrist and his murderous plus one

A youtuber who stabbed her own eyes out and a podcaster who can’t feel fear

Crooked cop and crooked cop who is also a dog

Invisible sea captain and a 200 yo eyeball bitch

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Gwendolyn BOUCHARD

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The tourist submarine thingy is the kind of shit Simon Fairchild would come up with and no one can convince me otherwise

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New TMA fear entity categorization system just dropped

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They really were on another plane of existence when they made Martin Blackwood. Truly the character of all time

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buzzfeed unsolved Ghost hunt UK assistants

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Cecil could be the archivist but Jon absolutely could not handle running the nightvale radio show. "What do you mean there was a cloud that rained dead animals over the city." "Are uncanny strangers not normal for you?" They are not the same

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Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate

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There are two things that make Mike Crew such a funny character.

1. He’s just… such a bad person. Leaving aside avatar stuff, because every avatar does casual murder, Mike Crew was was terrible even before he became an avatar. He’s already got a body count by the time he encounters Ex Altiora. The statement giver of that episode is like ‘I’m pretty sure this child is willing to murder me for that book’.Got his parents killed by a spooky book and was like ‘yeah, I want more of that’. Casually murdered someone (many someones?) with the Boneturner’s Tale and then when he decides it’s just not quite working for him, chucks it in a library a place where it’s guaranteed to ruin someone else’s life. If you think about it, Mike Crew managed to contribute to the eyepocalypse twice. Everything Jared got up to is lowkey Mike Crew’s fault. He just does not care about other people. Iconic

2. He’s short