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Guzma's face flushed. Did this man really just kiss him?! "U-Uh..." He froze for a moment, slowly closing his eyes. "H-heh.. I-I can do naughty thin's... Chicks dig it!" Guzma looked away, his face turning a bit redder.

“So, the word around here is that you have your tongue pierced, mon amie,” he commented, smirking as he leaned up languidly against the door frame of Guzma’s ‘throne room’, “May I see it, sil vous plait?”

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“Fine. Go out. Go be out in a place where they all’s gonna hate ‘chu.” He growled, tossing out his Golisopod he proudly owned. With all the anger built up in his veins, the lust for success in keeping Alena in Team Skull, all of these emotions. ‘Guzma, what the fuck is wrong with you?!’ His thoughts screamed in his mind, chanting out in brain, calling him out for all the terrible deeds he has done, all the things he’s said.

‘Guzma... What the fuck is wrong with you..?!’

Guzma’s eyes tear up has he looks up at the ex-skull grunt. 

“Y’ ready fo’ the battle of y’ fuckin’ life?”

“Even if I lose….I’ll still run away. I am doing this for my own good. I don’t want to rot here forever.” She hesitantly took out her Pokeball, holding it close to her.

Will she beat her own boss in a Pokemon battle? She looks at her necklace thinking about what Nanu had told her and what he advice he had given her. She needs to do this. She needs to prove herself.

“Come on out, Mimikyu.” She tosses out the Pokeball with the Pokemon letting out a little squeak. 

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“Eh?! Wh-why th’ fuck would y’ wanna see it?!” He exclaimed, staring back into the french man’s eyes.

“But I mean... I guess y’ can if y’ really wann’ed t’ see so...”

“So, the word around here is that you have your tongue pierced, mon amie,” he commented, smirking as he leaned up languidly against the door frame of Guzma’s ‘throne room’, “May I see it, sil vous plait?”

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Bathing/showering (#5), hugging (#6), kissing (#7), sex (#8) and soft spot (#17) headcanons for Guzma, please! :3

// Sorry this took so long, I couldn’t figure out what definition of soft spot you were talking about… I’m dumb >:Pc

5. Bathing/Showering Headcannon

-Guzma doesn’t enjoy bathing very much at all.

-He’s a literal onion. But he does try his best to cover up the stink with some cheap Dollar Tree® cologne.

-What’s worse? If he does shower, he’ll groan very loudly in the shower for all of the Shady House to hear.

-He’s a fucking child when it comes to baths/showers, but when his s/o is with him, he usually tones it down. Soft growls here and there, and lots of “Why th’ fuck did y’ do this t’ me…” or “I jus'needed dry shampoo or somethin’!”

6. Hugging Headcannon

-Guzma’s not the kind of guy who’s gonna give a side hug, unless it’s someone he really doesn’t know, like a guy or something.

-He’d hug his s/o every day if he could! Hell, he probably does so anyways. He’s also a huge cuddler!

-If his s/o hugs him, he’ll most likely pick them up and hug them back like a bear hug. Not right enough to crush, but not soft enough to wriggle yourself out.

7. Kissing Headcannon

-Guzma l o v e s kisses.

-Got a kiss for him? He’s down for it. French kiss? He’ll make very sure that his s/o remembers how his tongue slid all over in his s/o’s mouth.

-Guzma always gets a bit more happier when his s/o kisses him on the cheek, but when it happens in public, he’s a fucking mess! His face is just FLUSHED red!

~ Hehehe~ ~

8. Sex Headcannon

-Guzma is really into rough sex. He also loves it when his s/o tugs his hair, claws his back, bites his shoulders and neck, the whole nine yards!

-Guzma loves to look up at his s/o when he’s giving oral to them. He wants to just stare up at his pleasured their face is.

-Speaking of oral, Guzma’s got a tongue piercing. When he’s found down on his s/o, he’ll make sure you feel how cold it is.

17. Soft Spot Headcannon

-One of Guzma’s soft spots is when you run your fingers through his hair. Bonus if he’s giving you oral.

-Guzma’s other soft spots are his lower back and his shoulders. Everywhere else is neutral.

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Team skull lunar eclipse ch 1 rest is good for ya boi After being woken from a 10,000 year slumber Guzma, a once feared original vampire, emerges from Hanai desert with nothing but a knife and an mp3 player in his hands. With his clan and old life gone he sets out on Ula'ula island with only two things in mind: to rebuild his clan and reinstate fear into the heart of Alola. @supersquiddle in Collaboration with Guzcast. https://supersquiddle.tumblr.com/post/161185718268/team-skull-lunar-eclipse written version here