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Martin's cup size is E follow for more Martin facts!

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“I asked chat gpt-“

Well that’s lame as shit. I asked for the ceaSELESS WATCHER TO TURN YOUR GAZE UPON THIS WRETCHED THING-

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Im gonna start saying "supplemental" before going on insane tangents

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Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

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do you think the trend “would you still love me if i was a worm” is banned in the archives since the prentiss incident. like. tim says it as a joke once and jon almost spills his coffee on the carpet with how fast he turns around  

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any trans kids following me please know that I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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This is how s1 Jonathan Sims treats Martin

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oh okay

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reblog to immediately assault elias

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girl she tried to eat you

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2025 affirmations ‪‪❤︎‬

- my asshole boss is not stalking me

- my coworkers aren’t freaks

- i’m rational and levelheaded

- idgaf about clowns

- my ex situationship does NOT seem different

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The duality of Jonathan Sims artists

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Me @ everyone

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"Thank you for teaching us the insides"