eliza | she or they | white lesbian"I know who I am but I shan't tell you. I am a freak. I have hands and I have feet, and if you saw me you'd faint, you'd be petrified, mummified, turned into stone or a pillar of salt."
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When I was trying to write my tags on the last post, I attempted to copy-paste my special tag-friendly comma (‚) and it. It pasted an image of a spiral staircase? This wasn't on my clipboard. I've never seen this staircase before. What the fuck?
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Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it
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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of
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Sun’s private concert - Marcos Palazzi
Catalan , b. 1965 -
Oil on panel , 35 x 38 cm.
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Inuit woman from Little Diomede Island with her child, 1928
Photo credit: Harold McCracken (source)
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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.
Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/
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If you can eat and drink, sleep in a bed, read these words, and have a bank account—you have the power to help. Don’t stay silent. Do something for Gaza today.
The Sameer Project
Dahnoun Mutual Aid
Mona's Initiative
Hussein Team
Water is Life Gaza
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when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk
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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long
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You've certainly heard this tossed around as a fun fact before, maybe you've dismissed it as a joke... But it's actually 100% true. The tanned hide of an animal stretched over a car seat imbues the vehicle with the respective animus, hence cars have such distinct temperaments.... Having found this out from a friend of an uncle on facebook marketplace, for weeks I fashioned my bespoke car seats from dog leather, yes, dog leather, there are now a couple dozen laika spirits bound to this honda civic. Nowhere will you find another car as loyal to its master. So no, I did not "randomly" swerve out of the lane officer. Fuck you.
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I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling
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Are you enjoying this?
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this is literally my own personal neuroses driving me up the wall but I just got injured in the most "dog ate my homework" excuse for self-harm way possible and now I feel like people are side eyeing me. man I kind of WISH I was lying when I say the utensil cup on the dish rack fell off the fucking wall and I got sliced by the cabbage slicer and whacked by a fork but I fully am not.
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