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It’s Moon Snail Mtuesday reblog to pass him to your followers

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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i wanted to draw Hildryn flexing and then i got a stupider idea

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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

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Did you know? Also known as the elephant clam, the Pacific geoduck (Panopea generosa) can reach lengths of 6 ft (1.8 m) and survive for more than a century! This gigantic mollusk can be found along the shores of western North America. This critter’s long “neck,” called a siphon, has two openings—one for breathing and feeding and one for filtering out excess water. And yes… it’s edible.

Photo: kathawk, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

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Female ceramic figurine belonging to the Nazca culture (Peru, 100 AD.-800 AD.)

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You never know where I'm shitposting from 😈

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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

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Falchion dredged from the River Thorpe near St. Andrew, England, circa 1320

from The Norfolk Museums Collections

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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

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All from @mattxiv on Instagram.

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Art by Gleb Grusovsky

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if you find a part of a human body (not your own) you shouldn’t keep it in your house for the next 50 years. yeahhhhh. that jawbone is not for youuuuuuuu.