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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

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Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

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the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

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happy Labor Day

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"i'd pay big money for that" - a phrase i like to use when i wouldn't pay money for anything

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okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

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Oh watch out that guy said he’s got that dog in him.. yeah he can use dog soul blast I saw him do it to the innocent

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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haaattee that ✨ is associated with ai. that’s my emoji, not urs. you’re NOT whimsy.

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I want to be forcefully pet by at least two people. Like the way a group of people will gang up on a dog and pet it real hard and it loves it? I need that in my life. I need to not be able to keep track of the hands on my body.

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Knuckles and his high spice tolerance

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i really want to make music but i can’t sing :( or rap

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adhd-haver shocked once again as task they have been avoiding for 6 weeks takes 5 minutes

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this is my favorite tweet in the world btw i think about it every time i step foot into michaels