🜍 • assigned solarian at birth • 3/6/9 • excess yellow bile • 35°31'20.2745"N -104°37'16.9959"W • eaten 52 fossils on my quest to attain the power of the dead • 639 66 6399 • size 288ba / 6.35in • walmart lurker • return to the barter system • cannibalistic tendencies • commissions open (liver exchange)
dude omegaverse AUs are lowkey insanely sex positive because 90% of everything revolves around sex and everyone is completely fine with it like imagine taking a week off work to get railed to hell and back and your coworkers being 100% okay with it there's no gossip or drama or anything just mark from HR getting his guts rearranged nonstop tuesday through saturday and coming back to work on monday with a fresh bitemark on his neck and meeting his colleagues for lunch like nothing happened what a LIFE