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my dog came and got me while I was getting ready for work this morning, and she was signaling that it was Very Urgent. I followed her downstairs thinking something was wrong with my senior dog or my partner but the minute my foot hit the bottom step my partner loudly asked "Did she come get you, too?"

"She did, what's wrong?"

"She wants you to look at the frog."

"...The frog?"

"Yeah. The frog."

"There's a frog?"

"on the window, yeah"

so she was standing in the corner staring at me VERY expectantly and somewhat impatiently, so I walked over and she immediately turned her attention back to the window and sure enough. very high up. and very small. there was a frog.

keep in mind that bigfoot himself could be in the yard outside and this dog Would Not Care. but god forbid a frog catches a vibe on the window I guess. anyway. glad my dog deemed this worthy of my attention

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caffeine before adderall you couldn't make a badder call. adderall before caffeine your posts will make them laugh queen. remember this always

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sorry i have got to be a weird dyke about this

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it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun

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“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too

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💚🩵🩷

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If bogus bomb-threat callers can locate the hotel the Texans are staying at, you don't really need the FBI, now do you?

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It’s funny when American authors come up with a new European nation so their main character can be a secret royal without the pain of researching a real nation. We should all start doing that with North America, just make up a new state. My protagonist lives in New Utahioshington which is the 51st state and located between Delaware and Maryland

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made this in protest of censorship

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Spamton took Tenna's graphics in the divorce

Ew ew ew ew ew bug somebody kill him ew ew ew ew ugly bug

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It's really weirds my routes

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Susie at the graveyard

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its annoying how true it is that anyone online called like "littlegoober" and "ittlewittleguy" with a frog pfp is actually the reincarnation of hitler and every person called something like "dogkiller" is the biggest sweetheart on the planet

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dragon chin scritches 〰️💛

simple animated and shaded headshot for Sapphire!

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My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher