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Lived through school (but not unscathed). Time to chill for summer !

(I got two Cs, upsetting but better than fails.)

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Sorry—Back on Ganyu fluff again.

Cuddling her in the grass, she's half asleep but she wants to stay awake with you. You know how much she works, so you just pet her horns. It's not long before that tuckers her out and she falls asleep leaning into your side. You just cuddle her until it starts to get late and you have to head back to Liyue.

Ughh... She's so cute...

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“Did I tell you that I miss you..?” (EiMiko x Kirin!GN!Reader fluff)

Summary: Miko (lovingly) pranks Ei by making her food spicier than the sun once Raiden decides to leave the plane of Euthymia for the first time in 500 years.

A/N: Seriously, what kind of wife locks herself in her room and lets the literal shell of her past self rule over an entire nation with an iron grip for five HUNDRED years? All while not letting her wives visit her! The absolute nerve on this woman..

Word count: 950~

Warnings: None

“Ei, darling, try this, it’s new,” Yae Miko holds up a pastry to the goddess’ lips. Currently, the three of you are picnicking under the Great Sakura. You’re draped over Ei’s back, half asleep, simply happy that she’s come to her senses and you’re not speaking to an automation anymore. You’re mindful to avoid hitting her in the head with your antlers. Only you and Ei are truly able to discern the relief in Miko’s eyes as she stares at the purple-haired woman. The kitsune may be a bit more nonchalant about the archon’s return than you, but you know more than anyone how badly Miko had missed her.

Ei obliges, biting into the dessert, it takes a moment for her to register the flavors bursting in her mouth before she nods her head in approval, “This is quite lovely.” She sounds pleased. Miko’s been having Ei sample lots of newly invented sweets since her return, to occupy her attention, if nothing else. 

“What’s that new drink you like?” You decide to chime in, playing with the goddess’s braid. “Dango milk, yes?” Ei makes a small sound of agreement while chewing on yet another treat. That one was from Mondstadt, ‘Tea Break Pancake’ if you’re recalling correctly. What a playful name. The moment Ei turns away from the food laid out, Miko sprinkles some sort of powder onto a mooncake. Catching your eye, the pink-haired kitsune just winks at your curious expression.

“Ei, these are quite good, they’ve started to add cute designs, see?” Miko holds it up. The mooncake has elaborate designs swirling across the top of it, distracting from the faint dark red peppering its surface, making it look deliberate.

“Hm, what a great work of craftsmanship, these are beautiful,” Ei agrees. She lets Miko feed her a bite, “Delicious,” She mumbles. You lean over and wipe some crumbs away from the corner of her mouth. Dear, this woman was insatiable when it came to desserts, and she was using a puppet as a body! Where was the food even going?!

“So messy,” You chuckle fondly, shaking your head. She shoots you a quick frown before nibbling at the mooncake again. Miko’s watching both of you, mainly trying to gauge the taller woman’s expression. 

“Would you like a bite, my love?” She offers the remaining half of the mooncake to you with a teasing grin. 

You pretend to ponder the question, “I don’t think I would.” You wrinkle your nose at her distastefully. The other youkai giggles at you and shrugs, letting Ei finish it off. She has about thirty seconds of bliss until her face turns red and she inhales sharply. That was suspiciously spicy, and now she’s starting to feel it.

“Miko.”

“Hm?”

“...What did you do to that mooncake?” The Archon asks in an even tone. Miko’s ears just twitch, and she grins.

“Whatever could you mean?” The kitsune replies innocently, batting her eyelashes. “Me? Do something to your prized treats? No~ Wherever would you get that idea?”

Ei glares daggers at her, “Because my mouth is burning, and I’m certain it was you.”

The guuji pouts, “Why is it my fault? How about our darling over there, hm?” She points at you.

“Excuse me?!” You sit up, staring at her incredulously. You allowed her to tamper with Raiden’s treat without saying anything, and she has the gall to pin it on you. “I have half a mind to stomp on you with my hooves, Miko.” 

“Hmph, so violent!” She whined at you. Ei looks around, picking up a flask of dango milk and taking a swig, her cheeks are flushed, and…

“Are your eyes watering?” You inquire, wiping the corner of the goddess’s eye.

She nods, taking another sip. “What was that?” She demands of the kitsune.

“Nothing, nothing,” Miko raises her hands in surrender, though seeing the expression on Ei’s face makes her slouch briefly. “Fine.. It’s not anything special, just a specialty spice from Liyue, that’s all! Jueyen pepper,” She says. Ei’s face morphs into one of shock, then irritation. 

“Miko-” Ei grumbles. She gently removes you from her back, and you momentarily whine at your loss of a resting post, but then Ei lunges at the kitsune, tackling her into the grass. Miko yelps and turns into a fox; her panicked cackling could probably be heard by everyone at the shrine, honestly. She nibbles at Raiden’s fingers and squirms around. You’re just left to watch, dumbfounded.

“Ei! Let the poor thing go- She’s floundering like a fish out of water!” You plead. The archon doesn’t let up, though, so you decide to join the fray, wrapping your arms around the purple-haired woman to join the pile. Miko poofs back into her human form and lies on her back, laughing uncontrollably. Ei gently swats her and huffs, and you lie over both of their legs. 

“I’ve missed this dearly,” Ei admits after a few minutes of comfortable silence. She uses one hand to brush over your back adoringly, the other hand twines with Miko’s. 

“Don’t go disappearing again, and you won’t have to miss anything at all,” You reply lightly, still trying to catch your breath. That earns you a nod of acknowledgment and the guuji’s hand in your hair. The sun is warm, and you’re with your two favorite people in all of Teyvat, laughing in the grass, enjoying each other’s company, and you couldn’t be happier.

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So you're telling me if I'm sexually motivated I can magically make a one thousand five hundred word fic appear in an hour or two, but if it's an essay for school, then I can't... Is that right?

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No deep thoughts:

(G!N reader, they wear lipstick for this)

I want to kiss Ganyu silly, honestly. Put on some lipstick and then sneak up behind her and when she turns around to face you, onslaught of kisses get peppered all over her face. Her lips, her eyebrows, forehead, cheeks, jaw, neck. She'll be blushing and stammering about how you can't do that in public. Now you've just got to help in the silly after-math of her trying to wipe all your markings off her face afterwards- She has a meeting with the Qixing in five minutes, for Morax's sake-!

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"Don't pull away." (HCs [?])

Summary: Character dynamics with the reader and their S/O needing to be reminded they don't have total control.

Warnings: Choking, no NSFW

A/N: I haven't watched anything about Amphoreus or read anything about it so I didn't add characters because I don't want to misjudge them, apologies.

See, grabbing someone's throat, collar, tie, to force attention is one thing. Look up at me, hear me, I'm in the position of power, kind of thing. I love it. You don't need a superiority complex-It's just the height difference is such a power trip. For me it'd be more intimate compared to sensual though, however I know many would prefer the latter. Sometimes the yanking is more playful and not attached to anything flirtatious or suggestive, though !

Taller reader would grab: Jean, Lisa, Keqing, Ganyu, Shenhe (maybe), Candace, Navia, Chlorinde, Furina, Citlali. March 7th, Himeko, Kafka, Silver Wolf, Seele, Bronya, Yukong, Black Swan, Sparkle, Robin, Firefly

BUT

I'm a little shorter than most people I know so yanking someone to look down at me is infinitely better. It's louder in my opinion, more demanding (audacious even). Look. At. Me. I may be smaller but I swear on Aphrodite's name you have nothing on me.

Shorter reader would grab: Lisa (again), Beidou, Ningguang, Yelan, Ei, Yae Miko, Dehya, Candace, Eimilie, Navia (again), Mavuika, Xilonen, Kafka (again), Serval, Cocolia (pre-Stellaron), Feixiao, Black Swan (again), Acheron

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"Who knew?" (Robin thirsts)

GN!Reader x Robin

Summary: Finding out Robin's wings are quite sensitive when it's her lover touching them !

Warnings: NSFW Under the cut, semi-exhibitionism, dacryphilia, overstimulation (mention), dom!reader, sub!robin, new writer

A/N: Thinking about pinning Robin to a bed by straddling her waist then touching her nonstop for a few hours to see what makes her melt does something to my brain..

Use one of your hands to lace your fingers together, she wants to feel you because it's personal. Use your other hand to caress her wings, try and see if you can get her off on that stimulation alone. She'll squirm for you and claim it feels weird. Keep going, she'll squirt in her clothes. Touch the wings sprouting from her back, there's more to stimulate. Aside from that, another incentive is the pair of feathery limbs on her head adorably flap in pleasure every now and then, and she uses them to cover her face when she starts getting close.

Try it out, discover what turns her on the most, pay attention to her breathing, the way her fingers clench the bedsheets (or you) in an attempt to ground herself.

It can't end badly either way. On one hand she might end up writhing and needy, maybe pleading with you to finally touch her because caressing her gorgeous feathered appendages wasn't enough.

Or!

You learn a new technique to make her lose her head and you get an overstimulated but cute mess. Want her to cum too quickly for her brain to register? Pet her wings while you rub her clit. Or, better, very gently (don't be mean now) nip one of her head wings while you finger her, she'll be dripping. Want to watch her mascara run? Wait 'till after a performance when her adrenaline is still high and bend her over her own sofa in her dressing room, gently tug on her wings and whisper honeyed words into her ear. Praise her while you touch her, she wants it, she needs it, she was so good on stage !

It'd be funny to do that in public too. If you're both at an interview and you start to 'innocently' mess with her wings as she speaks. The interviewer mistakes her flushed face and twitching for being ticklish or shy, meanwhile somebody's starting to get a bit warm under her dress. Robin's vocal control is amazing, of course, but when you're touching her like that... She stumbles her way through the questions she's asked, sweet voice trembling every now and then.

(Though in hindsight maybe that wouldn't work because her brother would know exactly what you're doing to his little sister, both on screen and definitely probably after you get home.)

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I've read more than my fair share of smut, but holy hell I get flustered writing about it myself.

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Lisa teaching Jean how to squirt...

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: NSFW under the cut, strap-on (referred to as a cock once), minor overstimulation, squirting (I bet you didn't see that coming..), Sub!Jean, SoftDom!Lisa, sensory deprivation (blindfolds)

A/N: I was reasonably tired while writing this. Jean and Lisa may be OOC. Disclosure: I am a very new writer, please expect some mistakes and be patient with me, I am trying my best.

"That's it, stay just like that, Cutie~" Lisa cooes at Jean, who’s lying against the headboard, her back pressing against cool wood. The blindfold obscuring her vision makes everything else feel even more vivid (sometimes even the Acting GrandMaster needs to relax and let her control be taken away.. Good thing her girlfriend is an expert at relaxation~) Lisa pulls Jean's legs up till her knees are near her face. The knight sighs, fingers tangling in the bedsheets.

The librarian dons the strap-on she keeps for occasions such as this (occasions being Jean having free time), rubbing lubrication onto the appendage. She leans down to kiss Jean's collarbone before lining herself up to enter the other woman. Her perfume washes over Jean, overwhelming her senses.

"Relax," She murmurs in Jean’s ear, brushing one hand down the knight's inner thigh. If anything, it made her body hum with even more sensitivity.

"I know, I'm trying to, it's just a little-!" Jean broke off in a moan as Lisa pressed in. It wasn't exactly a large strap either, she was just a bit.. tense.

"It's a little what?" Lisa drawls. She's relishing in her girlfriend's reactions to her touch. It's intoxicating, having this much power over such a well-put-together woman.

Jean tenses up in the scholar’s arms, and she rubs her hands down the blonde’s sides, making her go lax again. "I've lost.. my thoughts, I'm afraid-" She stammers. "L-Lisa, slow down please," The Acting GrandMaster pleads. Lisa grabs one of Jean’s hands and laces their fingers together, pressing a kiss to her neck in reassurance.

"My apologies, Darling," The brunette murmurs, pausing to allow the woman beneath her to adjust to the new intrusion. After a couple of moments of silence and Jean's panting, she shifts her hips a bit. Lisa finally hilts herself with a pleased hum. She starts slowly, trying not to overwhelm poor Jean too much (she was eager to overstimulate her later, though), resting her hips against the knight's. 

“You may continue, if you want,” Jean presses her face against Lisa’s neck. Lisa nods, and she pulls her hips back, the strap dragging along Jean’s gummy walls. She tilts her head back somewhat, clenching. 

Lisa smirks down at her lover’s reaction, “So adorable,” She muses, pressing back in. Jean sighs contentedly, hips canting. She was uncomfortable earlier, but now she wants a bit more. The action doesn’t go unnoticed, because Lisa lets go of her hand and easily pulls Jean’s hips against her own, causing her to be fully hilted on the brunette’s cock. She grabs one of Jean’s legs and folds her into a mating press, Jean gasps quietly as she’s now lying on her back. She always knew Lisa was strong, strong enough to carry her if she wanted to, but occasionally she’d forget (especially when the librarian was trying to rearrange her guts, or what felt like it.)

A/N: When Lisa’s using 1/8th of her actual effort and she’s being vanilla so she can ease her girlfriend into it but Jean’s already getting overwhelmed, she’s so screwed for the next time Lisa wants to try something more than just blindfolds (pun very much intended.)

“Archons-!” Jean gasps, her mind reeling at the slight adjustment. Lisa’s hitting her sweet spot continuously, and it’s starting to get to the blonde. The librarian feels her clench down, focusing on the way her lover’s blindfold is turning dark with tears, and her mouth is just slightly open with quiet moans. Jean reaches out a hand, looking for her girlfriend’s, which was her most obvious tell when she was close. She craved Lisa’s touch, the more personal kind, and Lisa always obliges, definitely not because she knew Jean’s orgasms were more intense when she held her hand, no… And most definitely not because she swore her very own climaxes were better if Jean slotted their hands together, or just because she enjoyed the fluffier intimacy of it. Of course not..! Shaking the thought off, she gets back to the task at hand: Making her lover feel good.

“How are you feeling, Darling?” Lisa asks, just to tease her. Jean’s body is practically humming with pleasure. She could hear Lisa, she just wasn’t exactly listening to her girlfriend, too focused on the overpowering perfume on Lisa and the way her hips were snapping against her own. Now that just wouldn’t do, Lisa stills her movements, Jean’s mouth turning to a disappointed frown for a moment, but she won't argue, she never argues, because she's Lisa’s obedient girl. “I asked you a question, Jean,” Lisa says a little more firmly. 

“Mm…” Jean catches her breath, nodding, “Sorry.. I feel.. Good..?” The knight mumbles awkwardly, trying to move her hips for even a bit of friction.

Lisa merely laughs quietly at her attempts, causing the blonde to flush even more. “Jean, you’re cute, but that won’t get you out of this. I was looking for a little bit… More,” She leans down a bit, breath brushing against her ear. “I’m not moving until you tell me,” She adds with another kiss to Jean’s throat.

“Uhm..” Slight humiliation burns at her, she was raised so prim and proper, talking about her feelings about and during love-making was still a new concept to her, even if Lisa was making her lose her grip on reality at the moment. “I feel.. Warm and f-fuzzy-” Her voice falters slightly as Lisa eases back into her heat slowly. 

“Keep going,” The brunette changes her position to nip and suck at Jean’s chest. 

“A-nd I feel kind of sensitive,” She gasps when Lisa sucks on one of her nipples. “Archons, Lisa-!” She squeezes around the strap-on, making it a bit harder for her girlfriend to move. Lisa nips the underside of her breast, while it was not enough to hurt; the message is clear: relax. Jean forces her muscles to unclench, letting the librarian redouble her efforts. 

“Kind of?” She repeats mockingly, using her fingers to tweak Jean’s chest. 

“Very,” She gasped, “Very, very sensitive- Barbatos- I’m cumming,” Jean adds with a high pitched moan. “Please, would you take off the blindfold? I want to see you-”

“Oh well.. How could I ever deny you..?” Lisa hums, pulling the cloth off her face. Jean’s lapis eyes are pricked with tears due to pleasure. “You look beautiful,” she coos down at her. Lisa uses one hand to touch Jean’s clit, making her jerk under her. 

“Can I?” The blonde asks, eyes screwing up. “Please..?”

Lisa pretends to consider it for a moment, “Maybe if you open your eyes and look at me…” She asks sensually.

The Dandelion Knight’s eyes widen a little, and that seems to please Lisa, given the way she picks up the pace even more. Jean’s gaze had a certain effect on her that she couldn’t quite explain. Lisa captures her lover’s lips in a kiss as she thrusts into her with firm movements, swallowing her moans and whimpers. The librarian continues her earlier movements on Jean’s button, and the blonde gasps. Her arms wrap around Lisa’s neck as she shudders, body tensing while her climax slams into her like a tidal wave. It takes her a moment to come down from her high, just to realize Lisa is still massaging her clit and thrusting steadily into her. Now it’s a little overwhelming, she grabs Lisa’s wrist, “W-What’re you doing?” 

“I’ve been wanting to try… something,” Lisa replied, slowing down. “You may feel a bit overstimulated and like you have to go to the restroom,” She added slowly, making sure her words were clear and Jean could hear and understand her.

“Uh…” Jean thought about it for a moment, squirming. “Okay, okay..”

“What color means stop?” Lisa asked her, rubbing her inner thighs again to make her loosen up. 

“Red,” She answered easily.

“Slow down or you want a break?” 

“Yellow.”

“Good girl. What color are you right now?”

“Green.”

“Perfect,” Lisa moves her hips again, working at Jean’s clit intently. Her eyes start to close up again as she breathes heavily, trying to steady herself for even just a little longer. 

The lingering sensitivity from a few moments ago is starting to make her control fold under pressure, “Lisa,” She breathes, unsure if she wants to escape the pleasure or seek more of it, “Lisa, I feel weird-” She squirms.

“Good, maybe you need just a little more…” Lisa leans down and sucks at one of her nipples again, using her free hand to tweak Jean’s other nipple. The stimulation proves to be a little too much; Jean’s fingers tangle in brown hair, and she jerks away. “Color?” Lisa asks briefly.

“Green-” She manages to let out between strangled moans. “K-keep going.” Then she feels the tightening in her core again, and her eyes widen, before she can warn Lisa, her vision turns white, and she groans. A spatter of warmth paints the librarian’s abdomen and thighs. Lisa continues to pump her hips against Jean’s until she regains her bearings, her body shaking. “I think you’ve disconnected my body from my brain,” She says through heavy breaths. Hearing no response, she opens her eyes to see Lisa looking at her hungrily still.

“Hmm, you can give me another, can’t you?” She asks sweetly, already moving her girlfriend into a new position.

Oh dear, Jean may have to stick to office work only tomorrow…

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There's something oh so mind-stopping about the idea of making someone feel so good they switch from their second language to their mother-tongue..

G!N top (soft-dom at best) reader

Warnings: NSFW under the cut, fingering (Navia), cumming due to atypical stimulation (is that a warning? Kujou Sara). Most likely OOC, author was severely sleep deprived when curating this.

A/N: This is purely self-indulgent, it's also my first 'excerpt'. This isn't a whole fiction like I'd wanted it to be but~ Like I said, mind-stopping. I also don't speak any other languages other than English so my apologies for translation mistakes.

Fingering Navia

"Are you close?" You ask slowly, scissoring your fingers in Navia's cunt. She's lost count of how many times she's already came, but she can already feel the coil in her core winding up. You're playing her like an instrument, and her mind is struggling to keep up with the sensation of your fingers in her. She yelps quietly as you rub circles on her clit, her hand grabbing your wrist instinctively.

"Very, please don't stop," The director breathes, she pushes her hips against your hand more, "Oh archons-! Ça fait trop du bien, je ne pense pas que je vais durer beaucoup plus longtemps si tu continues à faire ça-"

("It feels too good, I don't think I'm going to last much longer if you keep doing that-")

Teasing Kujou Sara

"Is this alright?" You ask slowly, straddling her hips. She's tired after a long day of work, but now that you're pinning her against the floor she's suddenly regained a bit of energy... She nods her head at you, devotion and awe practically glowing from her golden eyes. "I need words, darling~"

"..." Sara pauses for a moment, a bit uncharacteristically shy, she always was with you. "Please, keep going..." She mumbles.

Seizing the opportunity, you gently ease her down against the mat beneath her. Pulling her collar down a bit, you nip her neck. Using your other hand, you stroke one of her wings. That was new, heat rushes through her body and her face flushes. "Oh—Did you not like that?"

"I'm fine.." The tengu shakes her head. "I just hadn't anticipated the way it would feel. It was.. nice,"The general breathes, trying to maintain her composure.

Taking that cue, you brush the underside of another one of her wings, causing a groan to escape her. Feeling an unfamiliar tightness in her stomach she tries to sit up, "ああ、私はこのようなことを感じたことがありません...待って-！あなたが続ける前に、私は少し時間が必要です!" Too late, the tension releases in her stomach and her legs tighten. Feeling her muscles flex, you look down,

"...Did you cum only from that?"

"I told you.. To hold on..." She pants, cheeks blazing. Her forearm covers her face as she tries to recover from the sudden and unexpected orgasm.

Perhaps you should try touching her wings more often...

("Oh, I've never felt anything like this... hold on-! I need a moment before you keep going!")

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