because they have no bones! Deltain ☆aro-ace☆she/her avatar by: seeyouguyslater
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at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga
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morrigan: *wanders around orlais with her tits out and living under bridges eating garbage* anyone wanna see a magic trick
celene: oh fukckbhghhjbn
celene: ccome live in my house
#dragon age#morrigan is like that one trend of hiring a weird dude who lives like a hermit in your garden#except that she can turn herself into a giant spider as well
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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
put in the movie
gdi it has to be rewound
press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay crisis averted.
although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
better turn up the volume...
THX
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alright gamers tell me: what’s the game that’s the equivalent of a weighted blanket for you. it’s not necessarily a good game or a fun game but a game that gives you a sense of peace and warmth
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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up
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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?
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what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)
#o brother where art thou#i think watching that while little and then continuing to do so growing up did irreversible change to my music taste#i literally hum go to sleep little baby at myself
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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later




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