arduousjester
arduousjester
I Like Bananas
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arduousjester · 3 days ago
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Little gem from Reddit
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arduousjester · 3 days ago
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at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga
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arduousjester · 4 days ago
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arduousjester · 4 days ago
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morrigan: *wanders around orlais with her tits out and living under bridges eating garbage* anyone wanna see a magic trick
celene: oh fukckbhghhjbn
celene: ccome live in my house
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arduousjester · 4 days ago
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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
put in the movie
gdi it has to be rewound
press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay crisis averted.
although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
better turn up the volume...
THX
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arduousjester · 6 days ago
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alright gamers tell me: what’s the game that’s the equivalent of a weighted blanket for you. it’s not necessarily a good game or a fun game but a game that gives you a sense of peace and warmth
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arduousjester · 7 days ago
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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up
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arduousjester · 8 days ago
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arduousjester · 9 days ago
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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
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arduousjester · 9 days ago
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arduousjester · 10 days ago
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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?
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arduousjester · 11 days ago
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what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)
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arduousjester · 13 days ago
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Happy Pride!
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arduousjester · 13 days ago
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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
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arduousjester · 13 days ago
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Your daily dose of fluffy animal content ♡
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arduousjester · 16 days ago
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arduousjester · 16 days ago
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