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3 am sentence starters

“ why are you awake? “

“ i can’t sleep. “

“ go to bed already. “

“ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “

“ i’ve been running on 5 hour energy all day, there’s no stopping now. “

“ i’m. so. tired. “

“ i had a nightmare. “

“ it’s nothing, go back to bed. “

“ when’s the last time you slept? “

“ you’re clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? “ 

“ wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. “

“ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. “

“ yawning doesn’t mean i’m tired! maybe i’m just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. “

“ is something wrong? “

“ i just need to finish what i’m doing, then i’ll sleep. “

“ you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. c’mon, time’s up. “

“ is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? i’m kinda freaked out. “

“ stop bossing me around, you’re not my mom. i’ll go to sleep when i want to. “

“ you’re pouring coffee all over the counter. “ 

“ why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? “

“ i don’t care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! “

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VAMPIRE THEMED SENTENCE STARTERS

a mix of human and vampire dialogue. change pronouncs as you see fit!

❝I can’t turn into a bat, now stop asking.❞

❝What happened to all of the O positive bags in the fridge?❞

❝I’m actually a vegetarian vampire.❞

❝Vampires have hard-ons longer.❞

❝I’m ____ years old.❞

❝Did you really think holy water was going to work on me?❞

❝Did you try to stake me in my sleep?❞

❝You have no idea how many lives I’ve lived.❞

❝Your blood tastes so good.❞

❝I actually sleep in a bed, not a coffin.❞

❝I can’t live another century without you.❞

❝You’re the first human I’ve loved in hundreds of years.❞

❝If there’s anyone I want to stake me it’s you.❞

❝You call that a stake?❞

❝I thought that if I turned you we could be together forever.❞

❝You really don’t know anything about vampires, do you?❞     

❝I’m a vampire. Duh.❞

❝Vampire hunters have been after me for years.❞ 

❝I’ll rip out your heart and drink it look a juice box.❞   

❝I’m not going to turn you.❞

❝I want you to turn me.❞

❝Are you saying that my blood is gross?❞

❝He screamed at me that he was a creature of the night and tried to drink my blood.❞

❝My vampire boyfriend is going to kick your ass!❞

❝I’m going to drag your ass out into the sun!❞

❝Bite me. I want you to do it.❞

❝I can’t believe the person I fell in love with is a vampire.❞

❝You could have killed me!❞

❝What special powers do you have?❞

❝Please don’t eat me.❞

❝Do you really think you’ll live forever?❞     

❝I’ve been hunting your kind for years.❞

❝You healed that fast?❞

❝You turned me against my will!❞

❝Did you think turning me would make me love you forever?❞    

❝I’m so hungry right now.❞

❝I’m so hungry I could eat a horse…or you.❞

❝I like biting that special place right between the thighs.❞

❝I just want to bite you all over.❞

❝How badly does biting someone hurt?❞        

❝Can’t we feed on each other?❞

❝Just because you turned me doesn’t mean we’re together.❞  

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First Interactions / Break the Ice Starter Sentences

❝ Hey, excuse me, you dropped this! ❞ 

❝ Don’t get wet, stand under my umbrella with me. ❞ 

❝ I’ll pay for your [meal/coffee/groceries/etc] ! ❞ 

❝ Hey! Watch where you’re going! ❞ 

❝ This seat’s free. Come sit. ❞ 

❝ Sorry, I couldn’t help but to stare… ❞ 

❝ I wasn’t staring! I was just.. spaced out! ❞ 

❝ Is that… blood? ❞ 

❝ Woah, you look pale… are you okay? Do you need to go to a hospital? ❞ 

❝ I can give you a ride if you need it, beats walking. ❞ 

❝ Did you just breathe in my direction? ❞ 

❝ Don’t look at me like that. ❞ 

❝ I don’t know you, but I really want to hold your hand. ❞ 

❝ … I really hate the awkward silence in elevators, you know? ❞ 

❝ Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else. ❞ 

❝ Don’t look now, but this person has been following you for two blocks so I thought I’d approach you and act like your best friend or something. Sooo, how have you been? ❞ 

❝ Is there something in my teeth? ❞ 

❝ Did you just hold my hand? ❞ 

❝ Um… that’s MY seat. I ALWAYS sit there. ❞ 

❝ Hey um, that guy/girl is totally eyeballing you. ❞ 

❝ Let me buy you a drink sometime? ❞ 

❝ Oh my god don’t move there’s a spider on your shirt- ❞ 

❝ What… are you doing? ❞ 

❝ Oh! Can I have one of those? ❞ 

❝ Hey! Can you help me out? ❞ 

❝ Can I walk with you? ❞ 

❝ Oh, you live here? This is awkward… ❞ 

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Hocus Pocus  {Sentence Starters}

“Go to hell!”

“Resisting arrest?“

“I put a spell on you.”

“I love you, jerkface.”

“Look, I don’t feel so hot.“

“See, I even have the book.“

“This is terribly uncomfortable.“

“I hate it when that happens…“

“They thought I was a real cop!“

“I’ve waited centuries to say that.“

“Look, whatever it is, just tell me.”

“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.”

“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!“

“Damn, damn, damn, double damn!“

“Oh, you’re right, you’re always right.“

“Sucking the lives out of little children!“

“Come on, please don’t be sad for me.“

“You know, I’ve always wanted a child.“

“I killed you once, I shall kill you, again!”

“Wait ‘til you see what I’m gonna call you.”

“Pull over! Let me see your driver’s permit!“

“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.”

“You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!“

“Say what you want; just don’t breathe on me!“

“What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?“

“Look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?”

“I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”

“Okay that’s it, party’s over! Get out of my house!“

“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!“

“You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”

“It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!”

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.“

“Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?“

“Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.“

“Otherwise it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?“

“I’m not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It’s weird!“

“Well, it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.”

“Now you must suffer the consequences! I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!”

“Look just do this one thing for me, and I’ll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?“

“Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any… What do you call them? Yabbos?“

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Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

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stranger  things  season  one  (  2016 -  )  sentence  starters ↪  joyce  byers  edition.  alter  as  you  see  fit

“where the hell are they?”

“i will see you tonight.”

“i told you this a thousand times!”

“i can’t believe you, sometimes.”

“i have been waiting here over an hour.”

“he has nothing to do with this.”

“what about the other time?”

“anybody home?”

“i changed my mind.”

“who the hell is this?”

“bitch!”

“i know i haven’t been there for you.”

“‘i just feel bad. i don’t even barely know what’s going on with you.”

“you can’t do this to yourself.”

“this was not your fault.”

“i feel it in my heart.”

“you have to trust me on this, okay?”

“i can’t eat.”

“i don’t want you to go alone.”

“you’re saying that’s not weird?”

“who would do that?”

“it was not a prank.”

“you think i’m - i’m making this up?”

“oh, come on! you’re wasting your time.”

“i heard something else.”

“just tell me where you are, honey.”

“can you show him what you showed me?”

“something is going on here!”

“maybe if i get more lamps …”

“okay, i’m sorry.”

“uh, you wanna come in?”

“we’re having electrical problems.”

“she shouldn’t be here.”

“i need you to leave.”

“okay, baby, talk to me.”

“what should i do?”

“no, you don’t understand.”

“it was almost human, but it wasn’t.”

“it had these long arms and it didn’t have a face.”

“you’re talking about grief. this is different.”

“i swear to you, i know what i saw.”

“i understand, but god - i need you to believe me. please.”

“just go home, [name].”

“i know it sounds crazy. i sound crazy! you think i don’t know that?”

“i don’t care if anyone believes me!”

“i am not gonna stop looking for him until i find him and bring him home.”

“tell me where you are.”

“i need you to hide.”

“our hands were almost touching.”

“don’t look at me like that.”

“you never cared about him. you never did!”

“i can’t believe i fell for this.”

“oh brother, i have not needed you for a long time!”

“don’t you dare.”

“what the hell is going on, [name]?”

“look, we gotta go through this again.”

“you didn’t say there was a drawing.”

“was it a good drawing?”

“you may have seen him on the news.”

“that could’ve been covered up.”

“what, you’re sorry? that is not good enough, [name]!”

“that’s not even close. that’s not even in the ballpark.”

“this is not yours to fix alone.”

“you act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not.”

“you’re not alone.”

“you’re a very brave girl. you know that, don’t you?”

“thank you.”

“listen, i am gonna be there with you the whole time.”

“if it ever gets too scary … you just let me know, okay?”

“it’s okay. it’s okay.”

“i got you. don’t be afraid. i’m right here with you.”

“you tell him i’m coming.”

“just hold on a little longer.”

“you did so good.”

“it’s in the woods behind our house.”

“are you kidding me?”

“i’m going!”

“i know who you are. i know what you’ve done.”

“you left him in that place to die!”

“now you’re asking for my help?”

“go to hell.”

“what is this?”

“honey, just breathe.”

“is that my house?”

“this way.”

“he’s not breathing. he’s not breathing!”

“i love you so much. i love you more than anything in the world.”

“please, please come back to me.”

“i need you to wake up now. i need you to breathe.”

“hi, sweetheart.”

“oh, this is just so overcooked.”

“the potatoes are runny.”

“hey, no more snooping.”

“we’ll have to see, won’t we?”

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Although we may think we are physical beings moving through a physical world, this is an illusion… We are really ‘receivers’ floating through a kaleidoscopic sea of frequency.

Michael Talbot (via psychichange)

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different headcanon questions!!

1. What are three Netflix shows that they’ve rated five stars? 2. Where do they prefer to read? On the sofa, in bed, at a table, on the porch, in a cafe? 3. Do they like to play games? What kind of games: video, card, board? What are some of their favorites? 4. What’s their food weakness? What food can they never turn down? 5. Do they prefer movies or TV shows? Why? 6. What holiday is their favorite? Which is their least favorite? 7. What’s their diet like? Are they vegetarian, vegan? Do they have any food allergies that make them have a special diet? 8. What sort of toys did they play with as a child? 9. How often do they go grocery shopping? Do they tend to do one large trip, or smaller ones throughout the week? 10. Do they eat breakfast? What’s a typical breakfast look like for them? 11. Do they like going to museums? What type of museums do they like to go to? Art, science, historical; interactive, quiet, a mix? 12. How do they organize their books? Alphabetical by author, by title? By size, color, date published? Is there any rhyme or reason? 13. Have they ever been do Disney World/Land, or any other amusement park? What do they prefer to do at them: go on the rides, play the games, eat the food? 14. How do they eat their popcorn? What do they put on it? 15. When do they pay their bills? As soon as the bill comes in? At the last moment? Or are most of their bills automatically taken out of their account? 16. What time do they normally go to bed? How many hours of sleep do they usually need to function in the morning? 17. Do they have cable, or do they rely mostly on Netflix, Hulu, and other streaming services? 18. What is their preferred weather? What would be a perfect weather day? 19. Are they more of a snacker throughout the day, or they eat three meals and call it a day? 20. Have they ever had an imaginary friend? 21. What were they a part of in high school/college, if they went? Were they a part of any clubs, did they play any sports? What clique would they have been considered a part of? 22. Do they have a favorite restaurant? How often do they go to it, and what’s their usual order? 23. How do they prefer to watch movies? In the theater, on a streaming site, from an owned DVD/digital download, rented from somewhere? 24. Do they watch any sports? What are they a fan of, and what teams do they root for? Do they watch the games/matches on TV or do they try to be there for some in person? Do they just catch the highlights on their phone later on? 25. What do they prefer to do in the summertime? Do they like going to the beach, do they prefer camping, staying in the city? Do they like to stay indoors and away from the heat?

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I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.

Meg Rosoff, How I Live Now (via anoveldiscovery)

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Marwood

aggressive | callous | cannibal | careless | compulsive | cowardly | domineering | envious | greedy | hypocritical | impatient | impolite | kidnapper | lazy | liar | lustful | materialistic | murderer | obsessive | over-critical | over-emotional | patronizing | sarcastic | self-indulgent | serial-killer | torturer | touchy | traitorous | unclean | unpredictable | untidy | vain | vengeful

Withnail

aggressive | callous | cannibal | careless | compulsive | cowardly | domineering | envious | greedy | hypocritical | impatient | impolite | kidnapper | lazy | liar | lustful | materialistic | murderer | obsessive | over-critical | over-emotional | patronizing | sarcastic | self-indulgent | serial-killer | torturer | touchy | traitorous | unclean | unpredictable | untidy | vain | vengeful

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No.  I’m making time.

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‘We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now!’

Withnail & I (1987)

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“Alright, so ‘starring’ may’ve been a bit hyperbolic on my part ... ”

Withnail could ignore the whole fucking world when was angry. What were onlookers to living, breathing artwork? What was common decency to a man of such Byronesque aptitude? Nothing. Like a cheap wine through a hot afternoon, they were nothing.

“I don’t have to stand here and take your ... abuse!” He shot a finger in the air.

“I won’t, I say, I won’t – – Dinner and cigars? Hmmph. It’s a fucking date.”

“Jerry? No, no, it’s Frank Sinatra and Gene Kelly, mate.”

Ricky looked towards the man in his company, knowing full well that Withnail wasn’t having as grand a time as he was. “And you’d know plenty about menopause, huh?” He quipped before he could stop himself, clasping a hand over his mouth a moment. “… C’mon, I’ll pay for dinner or something. I’ll buy you a box of cigars, if you want. Jus’ let me finish looking around in here; they won’t have this display up much longer anyways.”

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“---How can you be excited over anything that stars Jerry?”

Withnail shifted in place before the display, disgusted from all the ‘ooos’ and ‘ahhs’ yet to come of the bellhop. “And, right now, I know I was too fucking plastered last night to remember how you conned me into coming here ... Museums are strictly menopausal.”

“Oh my god!”

Ricky suddenly rushed forward towards a small display within the music museum he and the other had decided to go to, practically buzzing as he looked over the old memorabilia and movie props from Frank Sinatra himself. “Look! Those’re the costume pieces from Anchors Aweigh!”

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MARWOOD blunders upstairs. Passes the bathroom door on his way. As he does so a man appears. Thirty years old. Pale as an oven-ready chicken. His hair is wet. The eyes have practically vanished under mauve lids. But the face is shaved and has dignity. So do the clothes. He wears a tweed overcoat. Corduroy trousers and brogues. There’s class here somewhere. His name is WITHNAIL.