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I want my mom to meet my best friend!!😭😫 Harry my heart! I love Harry and Sophie they are such a lovely male/female friendship dynamic. Like they could go romantic but if it stopped here it would be lovely

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That line from Sophie about trusting Parker with her life buy not her own is such an insightful line. And then Harry agrees and immediately takes the files. Like damn! I can see that but it's so sad

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Beyond the Gates S1E49 thoughts

Tldr:Ted's action and those reprocussions are felt by everyone everywhere.

I love June! They gonna put her in their house. I'm calling it now

Dani I don't know what you expected from Bill; nevermind I forgot she was delusional

A program that works with hotels to house the unhoused not a bad idea. Not the best but could be worse

Of course it's the same hotel. Gotta get all the use out of the new set

Martin you act like a child.

Anita and Vernon y'all are so funny. And a bit scary

Honestly Smitty Staying out of Dupree buisness is for the best. You see how it worked out for Bill

Martin now you know this is why they didn't tell you

Tomas! How you piss off both sisters

They gotta stop bringing up who Martin was named after.

Smitty!! Why you at this man's house?? You know he not gonna say anything important

Andre you got a big mouth

Do I think Kat was right for trying to get Tomas to break his friendship with Eva, no. But is Tomas a dog for knowing that is her boundary and still going over it yes.

Leslie!!! Yeah you definitely should change those codes Nicole

Dani you are on a spree today.

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Beyond the Gates S1E48 thoughts

Tldr: Leslie somehow reaches new lows. The Richardson family has some more tough conversations.

Girl why are you here?!?

The febreeze placement!

Eww! Baby making!

Leslie you gotta see a doctor

I love how Ted was like I don't think you had anything to do with her coming back. But she's back with a child sir!

Kat I hate to say it but you and Eva do have the same taste in men

Hailey!!!!

Not Dani giving back a stolen bear! Such a younger sibling

This Leslie and Eva scene is giving someone is going to be murdered

Leslie you are horrific!

Poor Nicole

Not Vernon hiding the book

Okay Ted good looking out. It's definitely gonna be a problem later but we are good now

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Beyond the Gates S1E47 thoughts

Tldr: Nicole and Ted have it out. Eva provides more hard truths. Martin crashes out.

The laugh and no she won't was unhinged and very funny. Cause Leslie loves a speech

Yeah Nicole that's a hard thing to get over. This is a 20 year secret with a baby!

I know Eva and Kat won't be best friends, but I want them to be. Like imagine

Martin is losing it and honestly valid

" my body was betraying me and oh my God so were you" damn Nicole

The worst part is Leslie knew Ted well enough to know he wouldn't tell Nicole and that's sick

Vernon looks done the whole time Leslie is talking.

Honestly Martin throwing the book was understandable

What is this music??

Leslie right message, wrong messenger

Talk that shit Anita!

The crying! EVA!

Leslie you are the worse!

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Beyond the Gates S1E46 thoughts

TLDR: Nicole has the worst night of her life. With Eva at a close second. I guess Ted counts as a 3rd worst night

My stomach hurts.

Y'all let her talk for a long time before Eva had to say something

Is Vanessa pregnant??

Chelsea!!!

Dupree SWAT team! Cause that's hand grab and move was crazy

Leslie you are having a medical emergency cause this crazy

Eva I would've left. He said not family leave and I would be gone

The acting on Nicole this episode was honestly impressive

Honestly Martin ate with that speech

Ted you better choose your words carefully

Now Doug you funny with that line

Kat you hiding in the dark was so funny. But you are so dumb

The fact that no one kicked out Leslie is crazy

Leslie is this a hallucination!!

Martin really coming through this episode

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Beyond the Gates S1E45 thoughts

TLDR: Leslie loses it and Eva needs a break

Eva bless your heart cause your mom is crazy

Ooo Chelsea this look is hot

They really do not trust Dani. AND THEY SHOULDN'T! Girl he was upstairs!!

Leslie you are a horrible mom!!

Carlton. We getting Andre competition??

My heart hurts. I can't take this suspense

Eva I'm gonna cry for you

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Beyond the Gates S1E44 thoughts

TLDR:Leslie aims for bigger fish. Chelsea has a talk about feelings. Martin's backstory gets more light, Literally

Leslie is giving final goodbye

Ashley yall didn't discuss what was coming??

Martin were you arrested?!?

Chelsea is funny cause what?!

This Chelsea storyline is kinda heart breaking in a too real sense

Anita what did you do to those girls??

The Ted and Eva storyline always makes me sad

Leslie you are a menace

Ashley this is a bad Idea

Chelsea this conversation is painful

Why we got a wig montage from Leslie!?

Leslie did kinda eat with the 3+3 thing

Leslie why are you concerned with the dupree's!?? Ted is the one who wronged you, and Bill it seems like. Leslie you are a fucking psychopath

Chelsea messing with a threesome dynamic never ends well in real life so who knows what will happen

What was the point of that flashback. We knew they were struggling

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Beyond the Gates S1E43 thoughts

TLDR: Martin is likeable. Doug is honest. Vanessa is spiraling. Bill is extra aggressive

At least you told someone Doug

The Tyrell crush storyline is so cute

Bill why you rolling up like a supervillian

This young talk is killing me

Martin is savage. I'll give him that

Where is Instagram live when you need it is crazy

Derek it did sound like you wanted to propose

Doug if you are still worried about being recognized you haven't hit rock bottom

Bill you are such a villain

Samantha you are giving bad advice

This flashback is crazy

June is valid

Diego is so petty

Vanessa you make Doug being honest with you so hard

Is Martin getting a redemption!?

Bill was the lawyer!?!

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Beyond the Gates S1E42 thoughts

TLDR: Leslie causes more fires than she realizes. Kat is on the trail. Vanessa's relationships get crazy.

Tomas you look shook and you should be. Cause that's crazy of Kat to admit

Nicole is getting suspicious

Leslie you need therapy

Honestly Doug the fact that it took you this long to notice something is surprising

Tomas it's too late to catch Kat before she jumps in

It's so funny to watch Kat be right and be a bitch cause we know she's not wrong but everyone else just sees bitch

Leslie you are the problem

Nicole thinks Eva did it?? God fuck Leslie

Joey thats creepy and Vanessa is in to it

The pregnancy side story of Hayley and Bill is killing me

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Beyond the Gates S1E41 thoughts

TLDR: lots of love and lies. Eva finally stands up to Leslie and Leslie continues to manipulate

Dani you are a good mom even if you are a mess

Vanessa you are as subtle as a bulldozer

Not Doug getting into more types of gambling. This is bad

Leslie you play with fire too much

A magazine questionnaire Ashley?! This can't end badly

Leslie you are holding on a lot of resentment for a women who did nothing to you

Chelsea and this threesome is my favorite

Ted you are sweet

Ashley and Derek kiss was done well very pulled into each other's orbit

Doug and Vanessa sex scene was not on my bingo card for this show

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Beyond the Gates S1E40 thoughts

TLDR: Ted is all over Nicole's sugar. Leslie is getting crazier. Bill reaches new lows. Anita sees the edge and backs up.

Ted love him some Nicole... now

Andre!!!

Not the talent Agent!

Kat is so funny for that. Why would you say that??

Eva stop apologizing to your momma

Anita said put some respect on my married name. My grandmother is the same

I'm gonna say it calling Chelsea- cousin and Kat -aunt is throwing me. Like technically it is right but as a black person Chelsea should be called aunt( don't really recommend with the age difference) or Kat needs to stop being aunt Kat. ( my recommendation)

Bill!! You are a dirty rat!

Ugh my heart strings Ted!

Not the naked photos 😅

The background staff must have so much tea! They just be acting a fool in public

It's crazy Anita is the only one who doesn't want her to sing. Vernon is not a controlling husband

Please Andre and Dani we don't need this anymore

Now Hailey cares!

Bill! I hate this man

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Beyond the Gates S1E39 thoughts

TLDR: The family at karaoke is a whole musical moment. Doug finally sees the consequences of his actions. Eva and Tomas get deep

Did Dani just say in the club we all fam?? That was horrible

That Eva scene was painful

Doug this is why you don't take money from mobsters

Ted weren't you just in a robe!! This show is so funny

Chelsea those earrings are huge. I love them

Tomas what are you doing here??

Wait wait wait! Martin you told Tyrell about being an outcast but you were prom king! Martin you need help

Not an ass tax!

Finally the chemistry! Martin and Smitty y'all were not giving before

Kat why are you such a condescending bitch!?!

Did anyone else think Anita was kinda scary when she was talking to Vernon??

Not Shaboozey! These 3 are a treat

Did they make this song up or is it real??!?

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Beyond the Gates S1E38 thoughts

TLDR: Dani may get a new job. Doug is on one. Naomi is a sneaky one. Joey is using the Ante.

Nicole girl you are too funny

Doug what are you doing!!

I knew Kat was gonna name Dani

What door did Pamela come from??

I'm disappointed Naomi

Doug!!!

Not his mother rose up!!

Yes! A modeling agency. Cynthia Bailey style

What!?!?! Why do you want his wife??

At least we know Joey's motives

Damn Chelsea!

Need Anita to be back in her singing era

I know this show needs things to happen fast but, tonight? Naomi!

Naomi this is a wild plan

Lamens for heart failure!! Damn Doug

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Beyond the Gates S1E37 thoughts

TLDR: Tyrell and Samantha really putting in work this episode. Finally have a conclusion to the harrasment case

Shanice is such a good nurse. Spot a bad sign from jump

The three girls walking in at the same time is giving coordination

Not the tiktok dance challenges

Girl your parents are gonna murder you! You quit school.

Tyrell is pissed

Not her missing the assembly that has Tyrell pissed.

That principle pulled the assembly together fast!

Martin you are so bad at this

Just say you watched America's next top model

Vanessa what is this coat? I want it

Not the nosy doctor in the background!!

Thats a good plan Kat

Tyrell!! Go boy

Martin and Smitty y'all are so bad at this! Talk to and listen to your child

Ashley why you say that!

I'm glad they won the case but I wish they took it to court

Vanessa let that man speak!!

Another tide commercial!

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Beyond the Gates S1E36 thoughts

TLDR: Dani gets her groove back. Martin good dad or bad husband?? Bill finally makes a decision i approve of

The one time I am on Bill's side

You tell her Andre

A fireplace on in spring a true Maryland staple

Dani getting real defensive. I wonder why. Also they are about to give her a pill problem.

Ted 2 can keep a secret if one of them is dead

of course the principle thanked you, that's her job

Dani's best friend gives theater nerd so much

Martin is a horrible partner

Why is there a tide commercial in the middle of this!!!??

Dani is better than me

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Beyond the Gates S1E35 thoughts

TLDR: The harrasment case makes moves. The bullying comes to light in the worse way. And addiction is hitting Dani and Doug hard.

Dani go to one of those fancy rehab centers

Naomi no!!!

Martin have some tact

Doug this is not a solution. Not really but I guess it's better than nothing though

Bill how are you such a horrible person even when getting what you want

Jacob don't talk like this ever again

There is a way to handle this situation that is not yelling at your child. Cause having a picture of my underage child spreading is gonna get somebody hurt

Vanessa you are psycho for this

Thank you for firing Mike!!

Dani please stop