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I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.
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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you
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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...
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Why do they keep accidentally making him look like the coolest person alive don’t they want us to hate him



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Don’t spend too much time with your family tomorrow we still need you here to post ok?
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When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.
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This is, in fact, exactly the kind of pose I would expect an old lady to think is cool
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No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.
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I was today years old when i found out that i was allowed time off to vote. Something no boss has ever told me.
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