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A One Direction fan: Have you seen the You & I video?
Me, an intellectual: Yes, I love when Lady Gaga transforms into Yüyi
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When you’re in another country and you hear someone talking in your language
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Me: *goes to sleep hoping I don’t wake up*
Me: *wakes up*
Me:
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Everyone: *listens to 4 songs of a 14 track album, which 3 of them have hints of country in them*
Everyone: IT’S A COUNTRY ALBUM WHY DOES SHE DO THIS TO ME? I HATE THIS I WANT POP MUSIC SHE��S OVER NOW
Me:
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I’ve got a hundred million reasons to walk away But baby, I just need one good one to stay
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Me when I see a gay couple holding hands:
Me when I see a straight couple holding hands:
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Little monsters: will you perform Telephone with Beyoncé on the Super Bowl?
Lady Gaga:
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Lady Gaga:
The gays™: We want another Bad Romance! YAAAS COME THROUGH POKER FACE!!! Just dance, gonna be okay
Lady Gaga:
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Interviewer: What’s the album name?
Lady Gaga: Oh well I love making food, I cooked for everyone making the album and we had a great time. Food is always the answer. Italian food. Also, I’m Italian.
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