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can we as a society stop fucking making biopics. please just make thinly veiled rpf movies like velvet goldmine instead

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also look at them clouds

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also look at them clouds

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ok i lied. i had to turn on a warm filter to counteract the auto color balancing. however here’s an undoctored photo that i took out the window

shoulda never smoked that shit now i’m in new vegas

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shoulda never smoked that shit now i’m in new vegas

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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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i keep thinking about that one blogger on here who mentioned applying to 80+ jobs and still not getting a single callback

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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This is so funny. To me.

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men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

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I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy

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the french beatles