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someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

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MILDRED?????

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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We live in actual hell

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

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Computer, I need a good vibe! Show me “white dad wearing a dashiki”.

Aaaaah it’s so good. He’s having a great time and learning about different cultures.

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

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something a friend said

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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I need him in my mouth

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Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

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the opposite of a little goody two-shoes would be big baddie bare feet lol. nevermind I don't like this post anymore

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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

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