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Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
Me: AYYYYY
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
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"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
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Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
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So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
English is not my native language.
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"justin bieber is a bad influence to my kids"
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the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring
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Michael B. Jordan attends the 86th Annual Academy Awards held at Hollywood & Highland Center - March 2, 2014
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