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Haha get booped! *ripple of bullets hit you*

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Capricious Mockery:

Like Vicious Mockery but with a 50% chance to hit yourself and a 50% chance to heal the enemy

­Me when i say anything

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Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

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hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

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OH MY GOD THIS

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

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I'll incorporate that into my belief system

💙headcanon: togekisses can actually stick their neck out far like a seal, they're just a flying football by default

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I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

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dont play defense

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Literally small bite, and I am in pain

Low spice tolerance and a spicy ramen, what could go wrong?

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Low spice tolerance and a spicy ramen, what could go wrong?

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big weapon for big girls

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Alternatively, this is just the Seikret from monster hunter wilds.

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

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It's time for the next pope to be a gay autistic trans woman who does not believe in god. Share if you want a DEMON in the vatican. The hat will look funny on me