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[ariassong]

getting my yearning surgically removed tomorrow

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 2

[Poll 1, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

[ariassong]

fake man enjoyers tap out when their fave starts balding. if you were a real one youd be tonguing his receding hairline. coward.

[ariassong]

hey man watch your tone some of my best mutuals are perverts

[ariassong]

What do ya think happens when we die?

you wake up in blockbuster with a couple of chocolate bars, no one is mad at you, and you got $15

[ariassong]

free him

[ariassong]

Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?

this is me and you right now

[ariassong]

u know that reminds me of this tweet going around making fun of dark mode users like 'haha do you guys need your books on dark paper' and it's like yeah some people can't read text printed on white paper? regular books aren't accessible to some people for that reason. whats the joke.

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Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

[ariassong]

i have faith that one day someone is going to make an anime about girls who play tabletop wargames with all the standard tropes and intensity of a high school sports anime

[ariassong]

Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

[ariassong]

Snoopy's first thought

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The Onion continues to never miss

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[ariassong]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[ariassong]

We’ve all been there