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let’s hang on mama (of another species)

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egg’s crispy fried eggs directions

use salted butter to grease the pan, and put it on high heat

when the butter is melted, crack the eggs onto the pan

when the whites are opaque, flip the eggs and break the yolk

after 30 seconds take the eggs out to serve

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Does this to you

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So I work at the local rec center specifically with party rentals.

I make sure to give each party (at minimum) a 15 minute warning before their rental is done. I typically tell the renters/hosts about this before hand- along with the explanation "this is something I do for all of my rentals, it's easy to lose track of time" (I am quite time blind myself, due to ADD).

I figure 15 mins should be enough time for most parties to get out the door, or at least for them to empty the room so I can begin cleaning it / setting up for the next party in that room.

If it looks like there's a more elaborate setup, or like they'll need more time, I'll give them a 30 minute warning, rather than the usual 15. This has only happened a couple times in the year I've worked here.

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I've been off of my low dose post menopausal testosterone for a month bc the only compounding pharmacy is too far away and I'm too busy and it's fascinating to watch all the health problems that went away on it creep back. It's such solid evidence that yeah, maybe more cis women need T and more cis men need E probably to actually live healthy functional lives but we're so binary and stupid about sex and gender that T is the Man Hormone and E is the Woman Hormone and there's a baseline for cis people??? Insanity. Insane. Absolutely insane.

Off of T, my joint pain is back, my blood pressure is up, I've gained weight, I'm volatile if I don't control myself, I'm constantly an emotional wreck, and I can barely get out of bed. It took me years to get them to let me try T, and they kept arguing that all of those things would get worse ON T. I fucking hate modern medical science modern sex and gender science too bc my queer clinic was shocked to hear all this. Genuinely. They don't get it despite being THE local hormone clinic for queer folks specifically. They don't understand intersex bodies or that maybe our baselines are bullshit on an individual basis. All of modern sex and gender science absolutely ignores the natural sex differences in most people.

How many people get put on the wrong hormone for their wellness? Cis or trans. Because we've assigned hormones to gender. How many cis women deal with worsening body pain and mental issues bc they were put on estrogen when they needed T? Why are we gendering fucking hormones

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So I woke up in the middle of the night. I thought I was hearing noises.

Of course, in my still half asleep state, my decision was that it was a garbled radio transmission which had been intercepted by my box fan.

This thought was soon followed by the only logical source for the transmission...

Aliens.

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Woke up in the middle of the night to make Thomas the Hank Engine

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can’t do hugs in person but I Can send dinosaur hugs, which are nowhere near as good, but oh well. 

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happy ides of March

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HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!

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i did a redraw

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Criminal intent.

How dare I.

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