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[ariianas]

CHARLES.

            you’re welcome. anything i can do to help out a pretty face, grande. you should know this. i’m the ariana grande video boy, i don’t think you can be a bigger stan than me. you are unpredictable, but you’ve got your moments. besides, i like being kept on my toes. you wouldn’t do that to me. i’m calling your bluff right now. you don’t want me to cry, do you ? i’m a thespian, i can cry on the SPOT. so i might as well just wear a paper bag over my head to spare myself. if looks can kill, ariana, i’m sure you would’ve done in a solid number of people by now. four glasses ? i guess that isn’t too bad for someone as tiny as you. the gym life is a demanding, demanding time. meal planning, protein shakes. the whole nine yards. nothing like when i was playing ball in college, though. those workouts nearly killed me. why not ? if you and the person you’re with are feeling it… why deprive yourself of that ? i’m not saying fuck any guy that looks twice at you, but you shouldn’t hold back if there’s something you want. i’m a capricorn, ariana, i got a love hate relationship with myself. it just depends on the time of day. ariana grande without music is like… shakespeare without drama. just doesn’t work. i’m not tired of you, and anyone who is ? they just can’t handle you. and that’s their loss, you know ? of course. i’d be offended if you weren’t up there. okay, sure, there’s a fine line between obsession and jealously, but i like knowing what’s mine is mine. i don’t think that’s a bad thing. catch me and nonna spending all our time together now. would i ever disappoint you ? 

            this pretty face feels assisted, for sure. five stars for customer service. you know what, charles ? that’s a pretty good point. not that many men have that distinction, so, you should stan for life. oh, you do ? then i should probably keep this going forever. for science. you’d be surprised as to what i’m capable of, melton. but i’ll spare the tears, mostly cause i’d be there right with you. that’s not good. oh, stop. maybe two or three at best, yeah. now that my sad attempt is over, i can say that the ponytail definitely gives me some leverage. see ! just goes to show you can never judge a book by it’s cover, silly. i CAN hang. it’s ironic cause that’s the type of consistency that i’m looking for, but will stray away from anything heavier than me. think about a tiny, muscular chick just belting out notes from her washboard abs. unsettling imagery. i don’t know, charles, anything with feelings involved automatically gets messy. like, off the rip. alright .. yeah, you’re right. if i want it, i should damn well have it. yikes, man. i’m a cancer, n’ even that’s something super relatable. how are you feeling right now then ? exactly ! fuck, finally, someone who understands how necessary this is for me. there’s a lot that comes with ariana grande actually, so at least they’re weedin’ themselves out. i’ll record the entire moment for our personal viewing pleasure. reassurance definitely goes a long way, yeah, i’ll give you that. talk about backstabbing at it’s finest, melton. this is wild. hm, i dunno. what do you think ?

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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

LIAM: oh right that phrase you spilled the other day. /crazy/ if you ask me, still can't believe that one. really ? i don't know man, i wouldn't know. you're sweet, love. lmaoo. YES, ACTUALLY. i told ya, i'm working on my cooking skills but i also need to learn how to make more vegetarian things for ya.

ARIANA: crazy how ? pretty sure i must’ve been drunk enough to drop it once or twice before. really, really ! would i lie to u ? don’t answer that .. there would be a great reason, of course :) :) pls i’m sure my postmates guy is tired of seeing my face by now ! besides, chef payne sounds like /everything/ tbh

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imessage. 》cancer sister 🌙

SELENA: it's fuck that bitch forever and always and this is coming from someone who doesn't even hold grudges like that. but whew... we see how forcing love went for her ! i'll gladly continue to pass. girl, i listen to ghostin' almost everyday.. and in my head. it's a literal sickness, to be honest. well... if you're thinking of yourself as a stage monkey then you should probably make sure you get the hell out of dodge by the time tour is over. take a break like i did :// it's worth it. and oh.. right. the whole long distance thing. i mean.. it'll already be long distance because you're on tour. and i'm assuming if you're asking this then that means he isn't willing to move out of the UK.. well, did you ask or are you assuming ?

ARIANA: i rarely see u get riled up like this, sel, and let me tell u .. i wouldn’t fuck with u when ur in the mood bc ? intimidating as allllll fuck. u deserved better then n u totally have it now, so ! looks like u already won ! what song is that ? don’t think i ever heard that before :) in my head tho ? thanks, i love u. that could be a possibility since my contract would be satisfied, but i /need/ music in my life, sel. i do. it’s literally the only way that i can cope n have some sense of sanity :/ :/ ur right, but the way that things are looking right now .. there’s gonna be tons of breaks. it’s intense shit out there. /everyone’s/ winded. there’s really no need to ask when it’s obvious. he won’t come over here bc he’s closer w/ his son. hELP :/

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NICK.

hey, i don’t know who everyone is but i will say the ponytail is iconic and i’m not a HUGE fan of change. but this is a change i can live with. also, i heard it’s your momma’s birthday so send her my best wishes and to be expecting something in the mail shortly. i don’t know how long it’ll take since i’m in london, but it’ll get there. hey ! you said be bad. that’s in my book of bad if you ask me. i got you on that, then. i can’t promise everyday, though. but once in a while i can do. requests like what, exactly ? noted.

my fans, nicholas, the only people i take input from these days. however, i’m willin’ to make exceptions cause i need my friend to tell me when i look crazy. that’s you. hold on, you realize this is my mother that you’re sending something TOO, right ? i’m expecting the same treatment, if not more, when my day rolls around. just saying. not to me, silly, roast someone else’s ass for coolness points. it’s just not the same if it’s me. you’re clearly not committed to the cause, jonas. stop holding back ! let loose ! um, mind your business. it’s my list. cool .. okay, hawaii?

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KENDALL.

       are you sure you’re the SAME ari i know and love ? because she’s a feisty one. who is this girl i’m talking to right now ? i think you need to learn how to have a proper lazy day. because i used to be a lot like you, but let me tell you… the second you pop out a kid, the time you get to do nothing is the best. you’re supposed to tell me things, ari ! i’m actually pouting so hard right now. fuck scooter. if you want a few days in the sun, you should be able to have it ! we’ll save them for the beach, on hawaii. preferably with a drink in our hands. i’m so shook. this new ari came out of nowhere, i wasn’t prepared. he’d be an idiot not to, but… girl. come on. you could score yourself any man you wanted.

ken, haven’t you heard the news ? i thought someone would’ve told you the tea by now. this, my love, is the mature version of ari that everyone wants. n’ you heard it here first ... she’s boring as all hell. makes sense, i think, considering you’re doing a million n’ ten things during the day. which, again, continues to scare the living hell out of me. no, no, you’re right. i’ve just been too focused on tour to spill beans ─── what the hell is wrong with me ? talking about it makes me wanna screw his decision n’ go regardless, ‘ya know ? for right now, it’s a yes. let me know if i should keep her around or not, ken. thanks. can i ? well shit, in that case, let me just take out my list real quick.

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📲 |  𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆

PERRIE: okay but i don't want to knock u out ariana bc ur a sweetie and i don't wanna do the thing ... look, i'm just hella confident in the plotline we've got going on here, like this is gonna be incredible and it can be called like grande moon or something cheesy and fabULOUS like that ! is ur new york apartment like that then ? i want a clear roof so bad, but u just don't see shit in the london sky :( perfect, i'll follow u on the little mix account ! n .. o i'll cry or something ari ! ur too good to me i swear

PERRIE: tell me about it :/ those guys are intense :/

ARIANA: but bUT BUT, it's just a saying ! being knocked out would actually set my plANS back n that's an even bigger headache. but listen ! u better go ahead n trademark grande moon bc this is the tea that everyone needed. i'm talking shIRTs, socks, lUNCHboxes .. i want the whole nine ! unfortunately the glass roof is missing, bUT my condo pretty much has everything else :/ :/ w o w, my iDOL is abt to follow me back

ARIANA: they would scALP us, p, that's ... not gOOD

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KEITH.

            dragging people isn’t even really my kind of thing, but at some point enough is just that … enough. no, seriously though, you & i are the same in that aspect. it doesn’t even have to be a romantic kind of thing at all, even in platonic relationships. i give my whole ass heart & effort into them, but get shit in return. either that or i get blamed for not putting in anything when that’s the furthest thing from the truth to start with. people that just go around thinking they’re entitled to having one-sided things like that are so irritating, it makes my skin crawl. i’m going to be real with you, ariana — i have no clue what your joke was, but if it helps i’ll laugh along with you. 

            of course, there’s only so much that someone can take before they snap. that’s pretty much expected. sheesh, well, i’m glad that there’s someone can relate n’ devastated since you seem like a nice guy. which, uh, is probably the reason why they try n’ take advantage of you. it really sucks either way cause you never really know who’s riding with you for you n’ not the money. the fame. it’s all bullshit. we deserve some genuine people in our lives, dammit ! yeah, plenty of those running around in this generation. haven’t you seen ? from the tide pods to half of the other crazy shit these kids are doing, we’re doomed. wow, so this is what heartbreak feels like. a travesty. you’ve redeemed yourself by laughing though ... i take my jokes very seriously ! 

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imessage. 》cancer sister 🌙

SELENA: wow, you're a first to say that because i rmbr the days a certain blonde said she should slap the shit out of me :) yes, it's actually my best kind of sleep 10/10 would recommend to a friend. work so fucking much need a twinny twin twin ??? i know the song as well. STOP IM CRYING. ugh, why do you even let him manage you after the first bs he pulled ?? serious question. okay ! stop beating around the bush what is even happening ?? is this.. a possible thing ? /again/

ARIANA: but she'll prolly see u now n stick her tail in between her legs / pretend like she never saw u. corny. this is why i don't beef bc ? it's infuriating. i'm that friend n it's well recieved ! no bags for me ! yeeeee, fuck. catch u a bae who listens to ur shit. i'm alREADY crying bih, welcome ! to the party ! cause i was naive n thought he had my best interest at mind .. when he wanted me to drop my ' shit of an ex-boyfriend ' just to play his personal stage monkey. that's why. yeee, but it's not up to me. u know he doesn't live here n it's like ... do i drop my shit n sacrifice for this man tht i really, really, reeeeeaaaaallly like ?

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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

LIAM: i can keep a lot of things up, i just need the word ;) fuck, now i need to make it happen. choose your favorite picture of me because we're doing it. if i dropped the protein then where am i going to get all the muscles from ? :/ asparagus does NOT make biceps. FUCK THEN I'LL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT

ARIANA: u have the ability to make me say a couple of words, so let's start there ;) just one ? i need u to know that's nearly impossible when u look that damn good. unfair ! okay the muscles r actually vvVv important, although ur face alone would carry u far :/ cAN U RESPONSIBLE WITH FEEDING ME AFTER TOO BC ? i gET HUNGRY WHEN I'M EMO

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imessage. 》cancer sister 🌙

SELENA: YES LETS YELL AT EACH OTHER. ugh, someone please change my zodiac because i've been emo for far too long ! pls save me from feeling this deeply. it can be bc it's pride month and we love him :/ i wish i could bc then that would make things so much easier. begging for why ? i must know. okay i will soon :/// U PROBS HAVE MORE THAN ME BYE. coming where ? what ?? didn't you guys end that ?

ARIANA: u ... UR ... it's actually so hard to be mean to u :/ i don't know, don't u think u kinda used to sleeping in ur bag ? bc relatable ! asdjfgj yes pls, we love representation ! i like women n men ! yuh ! teleport to me, use ur mexican third eye powers :/ begging bc scooter hates time off / when i do anything that isn't work related lmao. the usual. thank u, selallala :/ liSTEN, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABT ! to see me :) n we did :) but he came back :) like jesus will :) guess u can say .. this is his second coming :) yes, i'll go home :)

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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

LIAM: that's pretty promisin', at least i know i can still keep your attention ;) whew, then i must be a fan favorite for you then. no, no. the floor is yours, grande. speak your mind :) I'M IN YOUR PLATE WHAT YA GONNA DO

ARIANA: boy, u will keep way more if u keep this whole thing up ;) are u kidding ? i pretty much live in my ' i heart liam ' t-shirt tbh. i, the biggest / smallest italian pizza, think u should drop the steak n eat something else :) whAT AM I GONNA DO, HUUUUH ?!?! I'M GONNA ...cry

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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

LIAM: ahhh, this shouldn't be new info to you, baby girl. hey ! that's rubbish. i'm a man who enjoys a nice medium well steak. the blood is one step too far than i'm willing to take. :) bloody hell ?? that's disgusting. especially if you decide to put dressing ://

ARIANA: ur right, but u keeping it up makes me swoon ! we love n appreciate a good bad boy on this side tbh. but ... that's a step up. ur fine for /now/. talking shit abt the croutons but :) no, i'm holding my tongue :) bc ur killing me here :) stAY OUT OF MY PLATE N I'LL DO THE SAME :)

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imessage. 》cancer sister 🌙

SELENA: i yELL ANYWAYS THERES NO WAY OUT OF THAT. ur so emo and then i remember so am i :/// we fit like a perfect puzzle piece. i hate how we've been missing each other so much lately :( what r u even doing ??? yeah, but not any time soon. i have too much scheduled so i'll probs be there within a few weeks :/ my comeback is way too important to be crawled up on an island, plus.. dac and i have done that time and time again already lol. mmm.. ur not saying something ! say it !

ARIANA: so shOULD I START YELLING TOO ? PLS LMK. this is what the cancer life is like, sis :// what's the picture of the puzzle of ? can it be toulouse ? dude, pls bring urself in front of my face this instant ! i'm needy ! but i have a show tomorrow n then i have some begging to do. regular ari shit. u go live ur best life then u better bring ur ass to me :/ ooooooo ! well just rub all ur passport stamps in my fACE, missy, it shoulda been me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! okay, but i just don't wanna jinx it :/ :/ liam's coming :/

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imessage. 》cancer sister 🌙

SELENA: nOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THE TEAM. THIS IS ABOUT U RIGHT NOW. ur worth more than your voice :( i'm in kansas right now but i'll be in new york shortly because i have events ! although, are you going to that hawaii thing ? oh.. dacre and i are buying a house. aka.. i'm selling mine. and we are getting one.. together. as a unit.

ARIANA: bUT IF I STAY QUIET THEN I'M TRYING TO B SOMEONE I'M NOT & IF I DO THEN I GET YELLED AT ? i'm crying :/ that made me cry :/ some people don't see it that way, baby ! eeeeeep ur coming n i'm leaving, but i hope ur going cause i'm going to finagle my way over there ! for sure. oh .. this is .... news ... definitely ... a kicker ... but i'm so happy for u :) the happiest lil girl :) ever :)

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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

LIAM: i got you, let me... get the car from the valet and i'll be on my way. lmaoo what did i do to deserve glares ? the world ending is more of a reason to eat meat :) but i'd buy a salad for you

ARIANA: wow fancy schmancy ! i see u ! i'm sorry, u said filet mignon n like ... if it's bloody / hella rare, don't be surprised if i leave :) thE WORLD IS NOT ENDING :) n fuck a salAD, I ONLY WANT CROUTONS :) :)

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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

LIAM: so, that dinner date. we up for it tonight ? i think.. midnight is the perfect time to have a filet mignon

ARIANA: come scoop me ! i'm in the citttttty until tomorrow n then it's off to the next show. expect glares from across the table bc that's ... unnecessary but ima clamp :) :)