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Happy Stairways set
This new set is all about the space under the staircase ! With this new pack, you'll get two new staircases (one with pattern, and one without but with multiple painted colors or natural wood swatches), assorted railing and fences, and a modular shelving system that will go under. You can use both sides as standalone or against the wall, it will work however you place them. Along with it, multiple clutter to fill the shelves or the walls, among with new wallpaper and painted color walls. Everything to make a bright and cheerful staircase area !
Description
This set includes 24 new items, maxismatch, lowpoly & basegame compatible.
Build: Two stairs (one with natural woods and sisal carpeted pattern and one with natural sial but 26 color swatches), a railing and an assorted fence.
Wall: Seamless wallpaper with assorted painted wall.
Furnitures: 5 modular shelves, stackable to build the perfect understair.
Lighting: Ceramic wall light
Decor: Muddy adult and kid boots, umbrellas in wicker basket, sisal baskets, books (left & right), assorted sisal pattern rug, wall frames, potteries decoration
Plants: A hanging plant, a small fern and a flower vase bouquet.
❗Note: due to the shaders being different, the shelves and the stairs/railing will not be the EXACT same color depending on the swatch/hour of the day. I tried my best to fit them the closest I could... 😌

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kitty mask ✿
10 colors
1444 polys
base game compatible
recolor ok! don’t include mesh.
don’t reupload
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hat, earrings & necklace categories
35 swatches
new meshes
unisex
crown v1 - 12k poly
crown v2 - 18k poly
earrings - 9k poly
necklaces - 14k poly
crowns are compatible with hat slider
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custom thumbnails
base game compatible
HQ compatible
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Wcif, Luna's made toast in the photo, I'm looking for her cardigan (i love ur style<3)
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me and the squad showing up to a job interview
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🌿Nuts Set by Saurus🥜
A cozy set of sweaters and skirts for those slightly chillier Autumn nights 💜
4 meshes, 6 items, lots of swatches heh
ALL LODs, proper tags, shadow, specular, normal
Please note that the Acorn jumper is not meant to be worn on its own, but with any accessory top (like the accompanied Chestnut turtle, or my Taffy accessory bodysuit, etc!
PR: Oct 8th, now on early access for patrons and twitch subs 🥰
Please don’t reupload, claim as your own, or modify without consent 💜
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It’s been a while since I created a new cc so I feel a bit rusty so if there is any problem don’t hesitate to contact me 👌. other than that I hope you like it 😊🤞.
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Enjoy!!! Please let me know if you encounter any problems with my cc.
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EEVEE OVERALLS recoloured in Image Spectra and Dream Pop by amoebae
More CAS goodies! I saw these cool overalls by Brianitesims and thought they were quite unusual with their contrasting straps, and wanted to have them in lots of different colours, and so I got to work!
There are 4 packages to choose from (or you can have them all).
amoebae_EeveeOveralls_DP_01 The overalls are in Dream Pop and brown leather straps, with a soft light grey shirt
amoebae_EeveeOveralls_DP_02 The overalls are in a soft blue denim and brown leather straps, with Dream Pop shirt colours
amoebae_EeveeOveralls_IS_01 The overalls are in Image Spectra and brown leather straps, with a soft light grey shirt
amoebae_EeveeOveralls_IS_02 The overalls are in a soft blue denim and brown leather straps, with Image Spectra shirt colours
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Chapter Seventy (!): Night Out
Chloe: “And you’re sure you’ll be ok? Your birthday was only a few days ago, sweetie- I don’t want to make you feel like we’re making you grow up too fast!”
Pierce: “Chloe, she’s been able to speak in full sentences since she was literally a toddler, I think she can handle it.”
Chloe: “But you don’t know that! Maybe she’s just putting on a brave face! I was a big sister- I know what the pressures are!”
Roswell: “You’re still a big sister, Aunt Chloe.”
Chloe: “I know! And it’s a lot!”
Roswell: “No need to worry, though. My father is right! I’m complete ready to take care of my cousins, we’ll juts hang out like always, but now I can use the stove!”
Chloe: “No!”
Pierce: “Chloe, I taught her how to cook, it’s fine.”
Chloe: “No stove! Microwave only! No alcohol, just watch cartoons until we get back and eat the leftovers in the fridge.”
Roswell: “Got it.”
Chloe: “I left a list with everybody’s phone number, and if we don’t answer right away, dm me on every single social media platform. Even LinkedIn.”
Pierce: “We trust you completely, Kiddo.”
Roswell: “Thanks, Dad!”
Vivien: “Who’s ready to party, babes?”
Walter: “Okay, Roswell, I wrote down everybody’s number and-”
Pierce: “Chloe already covered the overbearing mom thing.”
Vivien: “By cuties! Take care of my baby!”
Pierce: “If we don’t follow her, then she’s gonna just take the car and go without us.”
Chloe: “Bye babies! Call me if you need me!”
Roswell: “Bye guys!”
Barbie: “Byyyye!”
Chloe: “I don’t know if this is a good idea.”
Pierce: “The three of us have literally not gone out since Barbie was born.”
Vivien: “Maybe you guys haven’t.”
Chloe: “But when was the last time that you stayed out past nine?”
Vivien: “.....I don’t answer to you, Chloe.”
Pierce: “Why are you so freaked out? Antonio is just gonna go to sleep, and Roswell will just do like a science experiment with Barbie and then they’ll post mean comments on videos saying the moon landing didn’t happen.”
Chloe: *Deeeeep breathe* “You’re right. There’s no reason that they’d do anything that they wouldn’t normally do. Let’s go.”
Barbie: “So…can we build that rocket you’ve been telling me about?”
Roswell: “The rocket is really more of a...long term plan. I don’t think anybody is gonna sell a couple of kids the kind of materials we’d need for it, and I don’t think it’s safe for us all to check out the dumpsters.”
Barbie: “You’re not a kid anymore, though.”
Roswell: “That’s...a very good point. Hmm,”
Barbie: “Ros?”
Roswell: “I’m thinking. Our parents trusted me to take care of you two, an taking you to go dumpster diving for the parts would be irresponsible.”
Barbie: “We’ll be fine! We’ll split the work and the responsibilities, that’ll even it out! You’re in charge of me, and I’m in charge of Antonio! Right Antonio?”
Antonio: “Bah?”
Barbie: “Exactly. We’ll be fine!”
Roswell: “I guess it’ll probably be fine.”
Roswell: “Alright, let’s go, we just have to keep an eye on the time and be back before our parents are.”
Roswell: “Agh! Ew!”
Barbie: “You okay?”
Roswell: “I’m fine! Just touched something wet- you two behave out there!”
Antonio: “Art…”
Barbie: “I’m loving that, Ants. You’re a genius. Like the big sticky mess guy, who’s that guy? Who’s the one with the big sticky mess?”
Antonio: “Ross…...well”
Barbie: “Pfft. Burn.”
Barbie: “Hey Ros did you hear what he said?”
Roswell: “I’m not stuck!”
Barbie: “No- he said you’re a big sticky mess!”
Antonio: “Burnd!”
Barbie: “Hah! Nice.”
Roswell: “Phew. Okay. I’m fine. I’m grown up. I’m the baby sitter. I did not get stuck.”
Barbie: “We already know all those things. Did you find it?”
Roswell: “Yes, actually, I think I have enough spare parts to make the fabricator run properly.”
Barbie: “Hell yes! What’s next?”
Roswell: “Crystals. Lots of them. And some kind of flying apparatus. We have a few options for that but I think I know our best bet.”
Barbie: “What...is this place?”
Roswell: “Spellcaster’s alley.”
Barbie: “Are we floating?”
Roswell: “Yup!”
Barbie: “Where’s the earth?”
Roswell: “It’s another dimension, I don’t know everything. Wait here for a sec, don’t let Antonio wander away. Sir? Hi, can I see your crystals?”
Wizard: “Ooohh-hoo-hoo! Naughty children out past dark unsupervised! Careful, or I’ll cast a spell on you! Wheee!”
Barbie: “Ahh! He cast a spell on me!”
Wizard: “I got your nooooose!”
Barbie: “Roswelll!!!!”
Roswell: “Whoa- what’s wrong?!”
Barbie: “He stole my nose!”
Roswell: “Who? Antonio?”
Barbie: “No! Him- the wizard- oh.”
Roswell: “Barbie, there’s nobody else here”
Barbie: “He disappeared! Now I’ll never get my nose back!”
Roswell: “You still have a nose, Barbie.”
Barbie: “Oh thank god. He must’ve given it back before he vanished.”
Barbie: “Can we ask one of those fools to teach us magic so we can get back at them?”
Roswell: “I mean, I can’t. I’m an alien, I guess you could in a few years, though.”
Barbie: “Hmm….interesting. Is there anything else you need?”
Roswell: “Uh...yeah, I gotta get a radar and a few other things.”
Antonio: “Whaa!”
Roswell: “Oh, shit. Antonio! Press the down button on the broomstick!”
Barbie: “Sooo...when you finish your spaceship, where are you gonna go?”
Roswell: “Uh, I can’t really...say it out loud?”
Barbie: “But you promised not to keep secrets from me, Ros!”
Roswell: “It’s not a secret! I just can’t say it in english. It’s more of a glowy mental thing.”
Barbie: “Can you try?”
Roswell: “Uh, sure….”
Bssssszzzt
Roswell: “You getting anything?”
Barbie: “Uh...I kind of smell pancakes?”
Roswell: “Yeah, that’s probably the best way for me to describe it.”
Barbie: “What do you think the pancake planet is like, Ants?
Antonio: “May-pull.”
Barbie: “Yeah that’s what I was thinking. I bet it’s really cool.”
Vendor: “You should obviously check out the lab if you want more information, but-”
Barbie: “What’s that?”
Roswell: “It’s a weird fruit. I think it came from my planet and it’ll help me triangulate it’s location.”
Barbie: “What’s that?”
Roswell: “A hat that will transmit my brainwaves out into space.”
Barbie: “What’s that?”
Roswell: “Codes to get into the abandoned laboratory outside of town.”
Barbie: “Are we...going to the abandoned laboratory outside of town?”
Roswell: “Yup, I just have to grab a few things there, and then one more thing, then we can head home.”
Roswell: “Hff, hnggg, shoot. I can’t get it open.”
Barbie: “I can help.”
Antonio: “Help!”
Roswell: “I’m not sure you guys are gonna be able to do any better than me.”
Barbie: “Won’t know unless you try. Ok- Pull!”
Barbie: “Ok, yeah, that bad boy is shut-shut.”
Roswell: “Maybe there’s a key somewhere?”
Antonio: “Color it in!”
Roswell: “Oh- Antonio, no, you probably shouldn’t mess with that.”
Barbie: “Why not? Somebody already drew lines all over it.”
Roswell: “Yeah, because it’s redacted, not because it’s art.”
Barbie: “That makes more sense, it was really bad art.”
Roswell: “Hmm, maybe I can look at these papers more closely and figure out how to get in there later, I don’t think we’ll be able to now.”
Barbie: “Did you get what you were looking for?”
Roswell: “Yup! Well, mostly. It’ll do for now.”
Barbie: “When you go to the pancake planet- are you gonna take all of us with you?”
Roswell: “Um...maybe? I don’t know if I can make a ship that fits seven people.”
Barbie: “Can me and Antonio come?”
Antonio: “Space!”
Roswell: “If Dad and your parents say it’s okay, I don’t see why not.It’ll be pretty cramped, though. We won’t get our own rooms anymore.”
Antonio: “Nooooo...thanks!”
Barbie: “Fine, then you don’t have to come to space!”
Barbie: “You promise you’ll take me with you?”
Roswell: “Of course. I hadn’t even really thought about it, I guess I just assumed that you’d come with me.”
Barbie: “Are we gonna come back ever?”
Roswell: “Of course! I think…”
Barbie: “You think?!”
Roswell: “I mean- I’m pretty sure. It might take a while to get there.”
Barbie: “How longs a while?”
Roswell: “Uh, a few years I’m guessing? Even if I bundle up a bunch of brooms together I don’t think that it’ll really go that fast.”
Barbie: “YEARS?!”
Rowell: “Are you okay?”
Barbie: “I don’t want to leave everybody for years, Roswell!”
Roswell: “Oh. Hm. I guess...I could go alone. That makes the most sense, right?”
Barbie: “I don’t want you to leave for years either!”
Roswell: “I mean I...kinda have to. Literally the whole reason I exist is so I could find my way back and tell my people about humans.”
Barbie: “Aren’t we your people, though?”
Barbie: “Is some quest from people you’ve never met really more important than your family?”
Roswell: “No! I mean…I….”
Roswell: “I’m not going anywhere yet, Barbie. Can we just...talk about this later?”
Barbie: “Fine. Can we go home yet, or do you have more stuff to get?”
Roswell: “I mean, I have one more big thing to get, but it’s kinda complicated. We can go home if you really want to. I’m kinda tired.”
Barbie: “Ugh. Fine. What is it, we can do one more.”
Roswell: “Okay, this is gonna be a little tricky but I think we’ve still got time before our parents come home, but I think if we ride these broomsticks we’ll be able to get there and back fast enough. Hopefully.”
Barbie: “Okay, when you said one more thing I didn’t think you meant cave-diving in El Salvadora!”
Roswell: “I said it was kinda complicated!”
Barbie: “Why do you always downplay everything when you talk to me?!”
Roswell: “I do not!”
Barbie: “You do! You do! You act like everything is simple and normal and then act surprised when we’re not all on the same page!”
Roswell: “Don’t act like I’m lying to you just because you didn’t have enough critical thinking skills to be able to realize that going on a mission into space would be more than a family vacation!”
Barbie: “I...I..mmm.”
Roswell: “Oh. No nonononono Barbie don’t cry! I’m sorry for yelling! You can yell at me back just stop crying.”
Barbie: “Jerk!”
Roswell: “Barbie come back! It’s not safe!”
Rowell: “Barbie!”
Barbie: “Ahhhhhh!”
Roswell: “Barbie!!!!
Antonio: “EEEE! BONES!”
Roswell: “Aah! Kids, get behind me, I’m the babysitter- I’ll protect you!”
Barbie: “Roswell it’s too dangerous!”
Roswell: “Hiya! Take that! Aaand that!”
Skeleton: “Waa!”
Barbie: “Are you okay Ros?!”
Roswell: “Oof, eyup, just a little winded.”
Barbie: “You saved us! I was so scared!”
Roswell: “And you’re squeezing a little tight there, Kiddo.”
Barbie: “Sorry!”
Roswell: “It’s okay. I’m really sorry for being a jerk before. I didn’t mean it.”
Barbie: “And I’m sorry for running off, too. That was a stupid thing to do, I was just upset because…”
Roswell: “I know, Barbie. I...I’m gonna miss you too.”
Barbie: “You’re my best friend, and I don’t want you to go away without me.”
Roswell: “I’m not going anywhere yet, and...maybe there’s another way. I’ll figure it out, because you’re my best friend too.”
Antonio: “Friend!”
Pierce: “Hah! And did you see the bartenders face when we-”
Vivien: “Yesssss!! Ahh…”
Chloe: “Shh- the kids are probably asleep!”
Chloe: “Hey, Ros...sorry we came home a little late.”
Roswell: *Yawn* “Oh, I didn’t even realize”
Pierce: “Were the kids okay?”
Roswell: “Oh yeah, no trouble at all. We just watched a few movies, they’ve been asleep for a while.”
Chloe: “Why don’t you go to bed, Ros. Thanks for being such a good babysitter and letting us have a night out. You’re becoming a very responsible young woman and I’m very proud of you.”
Roswell: “Oh, uh, thanks, Aunt Chloe.”
Chloe: “And Pierce- you’ve become such a good father, even though you were scared at first, and I’m proud of you.”
Pierce: “Uh, oh-kay?”
Chloe: “And Walter- you overcame your fear of being boring and asked out Vivien, and I’m proud of you too.”
Roswell: “Not gonna lie, that made mine feel less special.”
Pierce: “Yeah.”
Chloe: “And Vivi- oh sweet, baby Vivien! You’ve grown up so much and-”
Vivien: “Ooookay- it’s been so long since you’ve been wasted I think we all forgot how...supportive you can get. Go to bed, Chloe.”
Chloe: “Okay. Good night, kids.”
That’s it for now! I can’t believe I’m finally on generation 9- it’s been a long...5 years? Is that possible? Oof, anyway, we’re nearing the end, with one of my favorite generations yet. Thanks for reading and leave a comment if you liked it!
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Chapter 68: Bottle Episode
Two chapters in one week? Unbelievable, yet here we are.
Chloe is technically my heir at this point, but all of them have such a clear path I may just...have one kid and all live together? I don’t know, I love them I want them all to be heir. Anyway.
Lucky: “Hello there, Roswell.”
Roswell: “goo.”
Lucky: “Your big brother Pierce is coming over to see you, yes he is, are you excited?”
Lucky: “Pierce! Welcome, come inside, here, hold the baby, I gotta go grab her a snack.”
Pierce: “Ooh-kay, heh, hey there...Kiddo.”
Roswell: “Hello, Father!” Pierce: “AAAH!”
Lucky: “What’s wrong? Are you two okay?”
Pierce: “She just, uh, I didn’t know she could talk yet.”
Lucky: “Aww, did she just have her first words?”
Roswell: “My apologies that my linguistic capabilities have taken so long to develop, the human rate of learning is slower than my species is used to!”
Lucky: “Oh! Well, would you look at that.”
Pierce: “I don’t know anything about kids but uh...that is weird, right?”
Roswell: “There’s no need to be worried, father!”
Lucky: “Father?! I knew it! I mean, I didn’t know it. I thought you guys stole her from a lab, but this makes more sense. Why didn’t you just tell me?”
Pierce: “Because it was weird! I don’t know how to be a dad and I figured if I told you then you’d do that Mom thing and make me do the right thing!”
Lucky: “Well...you’re definitely going to be coming around a lot more, that’s for sure.”
Pierce: “I’ve been here every day since I dropped her off.”
Lucky: “You have. I think you’re more ready for this than you think you are. I mean, look at Chloe! She came home, declared herself the heir, moved us all out to the country and babyproofed the whole new house, and she spends every second with little Barbie. I never would’ve thought she’d be the supermom type!”
Chloe: “My ears are burning! Hi there Roswell, c’mere, baby!”
Roswell: “Good afternoon, Chloe!”
Chloe: “Aah!”
Roswell: *sigh* “It’s going to be like this for a while, isn’t it, Grandmother?”
Lucky: “It’s Glamma, actually. And yeah, it took people a minute to get used to the ghost thing, too.”
Roswell: “Of course, Glamma!”
Chloe: “What’s...uh...goin on with you, sweetheart?”
Roswell: “Will you call Glamfather down as well? I may as well explain to everybody!”
Lucky: “I’ll get him, you guys stay here.”
Chloe: “Every time I see her do that, I wish I could also morph through floors.”
Pierce: “Same. Great idea moving them into the attic, Dad’s really taking to the spooky ghost aesthetic.”
Vivien: “Helloooooo? Piercey, are you here?”
Pierce: “Yeah, we’re in here, Vivien.”
Vivien: “Pierce, DJ Fliphop’s having a party, he invited us both, c’mon.”
Chloe: “Uh, We’re kinda busy, Vivi.”
Vivien: “You���re ALWAYS ‘busy’ but when I come over here, you’re all just sitting in a circle singing kumbaya to the grinch baby. I’m the busy one, you think I have time to come all the way out to Brindleton Bay just to find you?”
Pierce: “I’ve been thinking about that, actually, maybe we should get a house nearby.”
Vivien: “Excuse me? Nuh-uh, you aren’t going to get me to start playing house with you two, I’m interesting! With interesting hobbies and interesting friends!”
Pierce: “Then why don’t you go and hang out with some of those interesting friends, Viv?”
Vivien: “I...would, but...uh…”
Roswell: “She’s inviting you to go, Pierce, because Vivien doesn’t actually like being around the people she calls her friends because all of them are slightly more famous than her!”
Vivien: “Wooooow, okay. Baby Yoda here learns to talk and all of a sudden she’s dunking on Vivien too? Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable. Why is everybody always so mean to the really hot, popular girl, I thought you two were above that.”
*SLAM*
Courtney: “What’s this about little Roswell having her first words?”
Lucky: “Uh-oh, what are those faces for.”
Chloe: “Vivi came in and tried to get Pierce to go party with her, when we said no she...well…”
Pierce: “She did exactly what you’d expect of Vivien being told no. She’s probably outside the window listening to us talk about her.”
Vivien: “Shut UP Pierce!”
Lucky: “Come inside and hang out with us, sweetie! We just found out that Roswell can talk and that she’s Pierce’s daughter!”
Vivien: “I already knew all that- ah, ow!”
Courtney: “Get out of the rosebush and come inside, Sweetie.”
Lucky: “Is she coming?”
Courtney: “No, she got out of the bush, but it seems like she’s just walking home.”
Lucky: “I’ll call her later to make sure she’s okay.”
Pierce: “Can we get back to the...talking baby?”
Roswell: “Yes, I would very much like some attention!”
Lucky: “Right! Roswell, what did you want to gather us for?”
Roswell: “Well, I am an alien, the name of our species can’t be said in your tongue, but believe me, I know what it is!”
Roswell: “I am to be raised human before I return to my planet as an adult to tell them what I find in this place. I have learned all I need to know of my own people through the great mind-net, but am eager to learn what it is like to be human!”
Roswell: “Pierce, I would like to apologize for the position you have been put in, but I am grateful for what you have done for me, and when I get back to my homeworld and to my other family, you all will be rewarded greatly!”
Lucky: “Careful what you promise, some people in this family have done a lot for space rocks.”
Roswell: “I’m sure they have, but what I promise is far more valuable. I cannot return home until I have learned what I can from this place, and you people.”
Roswell: “My family.”
Chloe: “Awww, you are just the sweetest thing, aren’t you, Ros? Little Barbie is so lucky to have you as her big sister.”
Roswell: “Thank you, Aunt Chloe! I also look forward to our friendship once she gets old enough to communicate sufficiently!”
Roswell: “Also, she’s hungry.”
Chloe: “Wait, how do you know that.”
Roswell: “I can tell what all of you need, and read your minds.”
Pierce: “I was almost getting used to the idea until you said that.”
Roswell: “Sorry! I can read your minds, but I promise I’ll try not to.”
Chloe: “We trust you, baby, just do your best. I’ll be back in a second.”
Pierce: “We trust her? Okay, honestly, I feel a little less bad about going home now that it’s gotten this much weirder. She’s gonna tell her planet on us so they can send more of them and take us over!”
Roswell: “Trust me, we have no interest in takeover, we simply wish to learn!”
Pierce: “They say that, but I’m not sure they’re going to listen to the, like, toddler ambassador to earth for all the decisions, are they?”
Lucky: “I feel like this one conversation is more exciting than the rest of our legacy combined.”
Roswell: “You’re right, because this really is starting to sound like a segue to saying we got the star wars pack, but it’s not! It’s just a bit that was inspired by a podcast called we fix space junk!”
Chloe: “Aww, she’s breaking the fourth wall! Look, Pierce, you should be so proud.”
Pierce: “Why?”
Roswell: “And I’m far more than a ‘toddler ambassador’, Pierce. I’m the Princess of my planet, and when I take over I will ensure that this world is treated with the utmost respect!”
Pierce: “What?”
Chloe: “Awww! We can get you a little tiara and a poofy dress! I’m gonna order a bunch right now.”
Lucky: “We are honored, your majesty.”
Pierce: “Mom!”
Courtney: “I’m so proud of you, Roswell!”
Pierce: “For what?”
Courtney: “For being a Princess!”
*Boom!*
Vivien: “I’m Back, bitches!”
Chloe: “Language, Vivi!”
DJ FLipHop: “Yeah, Viv, there’s babies in this house, we should be quiet.”
Vivien: “What? How do you know that? And I didn’t bring you here to be quiet, I brought you here to par-TAY! Woo!”
*Baby crying*
Chloe: “I’m coming sweetie!
Pierce: “This officially just became too much for me, I’m gonna go home and...think for...ever.”
Vivien: “Seriously? I walk in and now all of you have to leave? This is so typical!”
Lucky: “Vivi, sweetie, why don’t you and your robot friend have a seat, Roswell was just telling us that she’s a princess from another planet and-”
Vivien: “EXCUSE ME?! She’s a princess now? I’m the princess of this family and everybody knows it! I move out for five minutes and now you have a new babiest daughter who’s a princess and get’s all kinds of pretty, poofy dresses and tiaras and attention from MY parents!”
DJ: “Viv, maybe you should just take some deep breaths.”
Vivien: “NO! If I take a deep breath I might calm down and if I calm down I won’t be MOTIVATED enough to take my spotlight from Princess Chestburster!”
Pierce: “Vivien, did you, like, look up all the green and/or alien babies just to insult my daughter?”
Vivien: “No! There’s just a lot of them in pop culture! Gremlins! That green skrull kid from Captain Marvel! Those little toy story guys!”
Vivien: “Seriously? You’re on the PHONE right now, Chloe? Who are you calling that is more important than me and the talking alien baby put together?”
*default ringtone*
Pierce: “Really? Why not just have it on vibrate?”
DJ: “What is it with this family and my ringtone?”
Vivien: “Because nobody has heard that Nokia song in like a billion years! It’s notable, reasonable people should call you out on notable things, my neighbor has the same stupid ringtone and I call him out on it all the time!”
Pierce: “Exactly. Like the DJ helmet. Aren’t you two like, dating now or something? Why are you still wearing your robot hat?”
Vivien: “Flip takes his anonymity very seriously.”
Chloe: “Um, Mr….Fliphop, can I talk to you for a second?”
DJ: “Uh, sure. I guess. One sec, Viv.”
Vivien: “Unbelievable. Now she’s kidnapped my only ally.”
DJ: “Is this about an autograph or…?”
Chloe: “Take off the helmet, Walter. I know that it’s you.”
Walter: “How did you know it was me?”
Chloe: “That hat hair is tragic, first of all. And second, Vivien was right, it’s weird that you have the nokia ringtone in 2020.”
Walter: “Are...you gonna tell Vivien?”
Chloe: “No. But you should. You like eachother, you have for a long time, what’s the problem?”
Walter: “I’m just not….famous enough for her. Since you moved out and Pierce has been spending all his time here she’s gotten even more focused on things like fame and her reputation. I don’t think I’m enough for her on my own. She only said yes to a date because I had this helmet on”
Chloe: “Well that’s just the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. And completely untrue. You asked her out while you were famous, and she said yes because Walter hadn’t asked her out. Give her a little more credit, I know she’s in a really weird place right now but...I think a little bit of normal would be good for her...even if you do have a bit of a Hannah Montanah situation going on.”
Chloe: “You’re the perfect mix of normal for Vivien, that’s for sure.”
Walter: “Should...I just go out there without the helmet?”
Chloe: “I think so. I was calling you because you seem to be the only thing that can calm her down nowadays.”
Walter: “I’m not sure about that but...it’s time to come clean.”
Chloe: “Good. I’m proud of you, Walter. Fix your hair before you come out, though.”
Pierce: “Vivien, just because we’re ore busy now doesn’t mean we don’t still love you. I’m really really sorry that I haven’t been able to be there more for you these days, and that we made you feel abandoned.”
Vivien: “I’m sorry that I was acting out for attention, and I’m sorry for insulting your weird alien baby.”
Roswell: “Thank you.”
Walter: “Uh...hey, Viv.”
Vivien: “Walter? What are you doing here? Where’s DJ Fliphop? Did you steal his outfit? Is it a cosplay?”
Pierce: “Ooooh...the ringtone makes more sense now.”
Walter: “I should’ve told you about my secret anonymous moonlighting as a DJ sooner, Vivien, but I wanted to be impressive for you, but I hope that just caring about you and being there for you is enough.”
Chloe: “...is it, Vivi? Because we all just want to care about you and be there for you, even if we can’t come out and party all the time.”
Vivien: “I…”
Roswell: “She’s overcome with emotion and doesn’t know what to say.”
Chloe: “Roswell…”
Roswell: “Sorry!”
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Courtney: “Okay, I fed Barbie and she’s asleep. Hi Vivien! I didn’t hear you come back, who’s this?”
Vivien: “This is...my boyfriend, Walter.”
Lucky: “Is...everybody feeling better?”
Courtney: “Who wants to order a pizza?”
Chloe: “Yess!”
Roswell: “I’ve heard of this, I’d like to try some.”
Chloe: “Awww!”
That’s it for now! Thanks for reading! I really got back into it this week lol- two chapters in 4 days is sort of unprecedented but I was feelin it and I missed these crazy kids, and I really really love Roswell. (I love Barbie too, I’m excited for everybody to meet her!)
Anyway, leave a comment if you liked it and thanks for reading!
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Chapter 67- Healing Crystal Country
Chloe: “Hmm...fur coats?”
“...”
Chloe: “Out unless you’ve established it as your thing already. Summer hats off season? In once again.”
Vivien: “Hey, have you seen my black sweater with the weird collar?”
Chloe: ‘It’s over there.”
Vivien: “No...that’s not it. Hey, Chloe?”
Chloe: “Hm?”
Vivien: “What’s on your head? Are you exchanging floppy hats for weird sci-fi helmets?”
Chloe: “Wow, you really haven’t heard of Celestial Crown Cleansing yet?”
Vivien: “Of course I have! I’m plugged in! I just….wanted to know what you know about it.”
Chloe: “Well, depending on the different crystals you put in the emotional centrifuge, it stimulates the wrinkles in your brain so that you can think more clearly and experience life more purely.”
Vivien: :”I like to experience life pretty clearly, dear.”
Chloe: “I know! So just imagine what you’ll see when you’re Celestially Cleansed.”
Pierce: “You cannot believe what Izzy Fabulous said about Nancy Landgraab’s latest piece today at the gallery I-”
Pierce: “What’s ...goin on?”
Vivien: “We’re Celestial Crystal Crown Cleansing.”
Pierce: “Oh, I read about that, you know it’s just pseudoscience, right?” Vivien: “Whoever said that is lying and obviously hasn’t tried it. I’m experiencing life more clearly than ever.”
Chloe: “You ok, Hawkeye?”
Vivien: “Are you still sick?”
Pierce: “It’s just a headcold. I’m fine, and I definitely don’t need a helmet to tell me that if that was what you were about to suggest.”
Chloe: “Try the helmet! Seriously, I was nauseous all morning and then I put it on- now I just want watermelon and chocolate..”
Pierce: “Ew, no.”
Vivien: “Pierce! Did you borrow my black sweater without asking?”
Pierce: “Yes but don’t come in here!”
Vivien: “What? This is my room what are you talking ab- ooooh”
Pierce: “I just wanted to try it on.”
Vivien: “And?””
Pierce: “Aaaaand...my weird stomach thing is feeling a lot better, to be entirely honest.”
Vivien: “I knew we’d get you! Chloe! Chloe Look!”
Chloe: “ Ooooh my god.”
Vivien: “He said it’s helping his mysterious illness.”
Pierce: “Y’know, this is kinda...nice. Just the three of us.”
Chloe: “Totally! I feel like we’ve barely gotten to hang out lately!”
Vivien: “I know it feels like we haven’t hung out together or done anything in like....a year.”
Vivien: “Well, you did take off for a week. Where did you go anyways?”
Chloe: “Sulani! And then Windenberg.”
Vivien: “Wow, Dustin’s really treating you with that game dev money, huh?”
Chloe: “Yeah! Well, Dirk Dreamer actually took me to Sulani, then from there I went to Windenberg with Dustin”
Pierce: “Bit of a love triangle goin for ya then?”’
Chloe: “Sorta. I feel like maybe they’re just trying to one up eachother through me, but if it means I get a bunch of vacations out of it, then i don’t really mind. “
Pierce: “So you’re gold digging Glamma Opal would be so proud.”
Chloe: “No! I like them, Dirk actually just said that he could potentially see the possibility of maybe saying I love you at some point.”
Pierce: “Sweetie. Please don’t say that out loud to anybody else, I love you, but please. Do this for me.”
Vivien: “I got for realsies recognized on the street today for The Cute and the Confident. It’s really happening, guys.”
Chloe: “Aww, Vivi! I’m so proud of you!”
Vivien: “Right? I mean...I would enjoy it more if Veronica wasn’t there all the time, but I’ll live, I guess.”
Pierce: “You wouldn’t think there would be such an immediate need for a stunt double on a soap opera.”
Vivien: “That’s just it- at first she was just there for one scene but then they decided to make her my secret twin.”
Chloe: “Ewwww, did you tell them that you used to date?”
Vivien: “Yeah. They thought it was weird and made fun of us both a little bit, but said they were going with it anyway. They’re gonna do a bunch of mayhem where I pretend to be her and vice versa. It’s ridiculous- I mean, we don’t look that much alike.”
Chloe: “Ehh...you do, though.”
Vivien: “Pierce….”
Pierce: “Hmm?”
Vivien: “Your stomach is glowing.”
Pierce: “Fuck, not again.”
Chloe: “Oh my god, the Celestial Cleanse obviously isn’t enough, you need to go to the doctor!”
Pierce: “No!”
Vivien: “Why not?”
Pierce: “Because I keep getting these crazy fever dreams and I feel like I’m this close to my artistic breakthrough.”
Vivien: “Seriously? What if you, like, die?”
Pierce: “Then they’ll say that I died for my Art- I’m not seeing the downside here, Vivien.”
Vivien: “You’re so weird. I have to go to work- two more days, man, and I’ll teleport you to the doctors myself.”
Chloe: “Ohhh nooo, we’re going to the Bailey party in two days!”
Vivien: “Ohmygod, you’re so right. I wouldn’t make you miss that, Pierce. Three days.”
Pierce: “Ew. Fine, I guess that my muse has a deadline. I’ll see you before the Bailey party, I’m locking myself in my room!”
Vivien: “It’s almost three, I gotta get to set. I’m about to go adopt a baby that my twin stole from my ex husband.”
Chloe: “Good luck cutie! Steal the baby really good!”
*Knock Knock*
Chloe: “Hey Wallace!”
Walter: “It’s Walter. Remember? You...called me Radar, because of MASH- I think?”
Chloe: “Yes! You’re the one my sister has a crush on, what’s up?”
Walter: “Did...she say that?”
Chloe: “Aww! You guys are so cute! Boop!” Walter: “You...booped my nose.” Chloe: “I sure did! And I’m gonna do it again! Boop!”
Walter: “Ooo-kay. Uh- is Vivien here?”
Chloe: “Awww!”
Walter: “Okay.”
Chloe: “Cuties!!”
*default ringtone*
Walter: “Oh, I gotta take this. I’ll talk to you later, just tell her I stopped by.”
Chloe: “Who still has a ringtone? Just put it on vibrate, man.”
Walter: “No, I like it that way- no, not you mom. Bye Chloe. No- not bye Mom!”
Director: “Vivi, Roni, I need to talk to you.”
Director: “Listen, goils, I love ya. I do- but you need to stop playin’ the goils on the show so...ah…”
Vivien: “Devastatingly real?”
Veronica: “So deep it would make the ocean jealous?”
Director: “Horny.”
Vivien: “Excuse me?”
Director: “Ya’r evil twins and ya’r always flirtin’! I know ya haive a history but I don’t think this is workin.”
Vivien: “What? I worked my ass off to be here! I earned this job, she is a snake that came in and stole my life! Like some sort of...evil clone! Damnit!”
Director: “See, Vivi, I love that enagy from ya. But ya can neva seem to chanel that at har!”
Vivien: “Ridiculous. Of course I can.”
Vivien: “How dare you try to take this from me. You have not worked a day in your life to become what I am and what I am is flawless, so you can look at me with those big, beautiful brown eyes and that...quivering pouty lip, but you won’t get me off, hot stuff, no ma’am. You can come at me hard with everything you’ve got and I’ll take it because I never step down from a challenge.”
Director: “...”
Director: “So you see the problem, then, right?”
Vivien: “Yup. That’s on me, I see it now.”
Director: “Loik, it’s not a big deal. We’ll just fiyah one of ya.”
Veronica: “Wait, what? I didn’t do anything! I’ve been completely professional!”
Director: “I literally had to crop every shot you were in to just ya face beecause ya chest was heavin so much.”
Vivien: “So...who are you going to fire?”
Director: “I haven’t decided yet. We have a couple episode til they have tah give the baby back, and one of ya will die and take the othas place. Who it is, remains to be seen. Now’s the time to impress me, ladies!”
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Vivien: “Okay guys, We are at a defcon 10, do you hear me, this is serious. We need a plan, I need a big publicity boost so I don’t let go from my show. Aristocrat showdown, all three of us, we’re gonna go to the Bailey party, cause a big scene, end up in all the tabloids!”
Pierce: “Guys- can you do this out in the hall? I’m not feeling very well and you’re talking, like, so loud.”
Chloe: “Damn, Pierce-y, are you ok?”
Vivien: “You look like a monster.”
Pierce: “Thanks, Vivi. You look great too. You’re wig is on backwards.”
Vivien: “It is? Shit. Did I fix it”
Chloe: “Ew, why do you still wear those? It’s bad enough that you named them all and hang them up on our wall like roadkill trophies.”
Vivien: “Leave Samantha, Veronica, and La Fontaine out of this!”
Chloe: “What happened to Esteban?”
Vivien: “Bad blowout...it’s a bitter situation.”
Pierce: “What happened to you two talking out in the hallway?
Chloe: “Why do you have to sabotage everything I do?”
Pierce: “I wish you two had never been born.”
Vivien: “This is the Bailey Party! We’ve been waiting for this all year! Why do you two all of a sudden not care?”
Chloe: “I’m just...not up for a huge party, Vivi. I’ve been feeling weird all week, and obviously Pierce isn’t up to it..”
Pierce: “What’s obvious about it, Chloe?”
Chloe: “You’ve been glowing and rolling on the floor all afternoon, Pierce, obviously you should see a doctor.”
Pierce: “That is so rude. Fine. I’ll go to the party with you, Vivi, no need to twist my arm.”
Chloe: “What?!”
Vivien: “Come on Chloe!”
Chloe: “No, I’m way too tired tonight. Have fun- Pierce, maybe like...write my phone number on your forehead in case you pass out and go to the hospital.”
Pierce: “I’ll put it on my wrist.”
Chloe: “Have fun you two.”
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Pierce: “So what exactly is the plan here?”
Vivien: “We’re going to go out, greet as many of our connections as we can-”
Pierce: “Do we...have that many connections?”
Vivien: “Duh. Everybody watches my show, they’ll recognize me. It’s on every single day. So, go in there, find all of the people we know, and convince them to go to our afterparty at the bluffs.”
Pierce: “All the way to the bluffs? Why?”
Vivien: “Because of the atmosphere! And I know that somebody else is throwing a party there tonight and it’ll all be set up and we can form a coup pretty easily.”
Pierce: “Why can’t we just stage a coup at this party.”
Vivien: “How dare you, Pierce. Would you try to take a party away from Jay Gatsby?”
Pierce: “Gatsby? I thought this was the Bailey party, who’s Gatsby?”
Vivien: “Remember? Leonardo Dicaprio.”
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Chloe: “Hmm...I mean...I’m probably not, like...hmmm….”
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Vivien: “Hey!”
DJ: “Vivien!?”
Vivien: “I knew you’d remember me! You Dj’d a party I was at a few weeks ago! I tend to stand out in the crowd!”
Dj Fliphop: “You definitely do.”
*Default ring tone*
Dj: “Oh, I should answer that.”
Vivien: “Who still has a ringtone these days. Just put it on vibrate.”
*bzzz*
Vivien: “Like that! My phone is on vibrate like a normal person!”
Pierce: “Uughh. Vivi, I wanna go home.”
Vivien: “We can’t! DJ Flip- that’s what I call him, because we’re friends- is coming back in just a second- he’s a fan!”
Pierce: Hmm...no. You know what- I do not think I’m alright.” *Thump*
Vivien: “Ahh!”
Dj: “Vivien? Ok, it’s gonna be fine, I’ll get Pierce out of here, you call the doctor.”
Pierce: “What….electric man...what do you want from me…?”
Vivien: “Thanks, we’re just gonna be outside.”
Vivien: “Hey, uh...how… did you know my brothers name, Flip?”
Dj: “Uh...becaauuuse...I’m a fan! I love you on the cute and the confident. And I love the Aristocrat story, y’know, classic tabloid stuff, heh.”
Vivien: “Right. I should call my sister.”
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Chloe: “...ok...ok…ok….I can do this. I can handle this. This is fine. This will be fine.”
*phone vibrates*
Chloe: “Hello? Vivi, where have you been I’ve been trying to call you all night!”
Vivien: “What? Oh, it was on vibrate I guess I just didn’t notice.”
“Unbelievable.”
Chloe: “Who was that? Was that a robot?”
Vivien: “Yes. It’s not important- Pierce is in the hospital, can you meet us here?”
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Chloe: “Oh my god, is Pierce okay?”
Vivien: “I don’t know yet!”
Chloe: “Hi. What...are you doing here?”
Vivien: “DJ Fliphopi got Pierce out of there and gave me a ride. He won’t take off his helmet though, apparently he’s quite the fan.”
Chloe: “Can, um, can I talk to you, Vivi? Alone?”
Dj: “Yeah, I, uh...I’ll just be over here.”
Vivien: “What’s up?”
Chloe: “I think I’m pregnant.”
Vivien: “What? Holy shit.”
Chloe: “Yeah.”
Vivien: “Who’s the father?”
Chloe: “Uh.”
Vivien: “You don’t know?”
Chloe: “No!”
Vivien: “Okay, uh, one thing at a time, okay?”
Chloe: “Yeah...yeah.”
Doctor: “Excuse me, Aristocrats? You can go in now.”
Pierce: “Hey, guys…”
Vivien: “Okay, I gotta say...I didn’t see that one coming.”
Chloe: “Eh...I kinda did.”
Pierce: “I would’ve appreciated a warning.”
Vivien: “It’s...kinda cute.”
Pierce: “Sorta.”
Chloe: “Can I...hold them?”
Pierce: “Please, it’s so weird.”
Chloe: “Hey there, what’s your name?”
Pierce: “Oh god, I should name it, right?”
Vivien: “I mean, it’s your baby, Pierce.”
Pierce: “That seems like kind of a stretch.”
Vivien: “So do we just like...have this baby we’re gonna take care of now? I don’t think I can live in an apartment with two babies, you guys, there’s not enough rooms.”
Chloe: “Vivien!”
Pierce: “Wait two babies? There’s another one? Where did they put it?!”
Chloe: “No! I mean...kinda. I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant.”
Vivien: “RIght, sorry, I didn’t mean to spill the beans on your mama mia situation.’
Pierce: “So...can you take care of it, Chloe?”
Vivien: “Pierce!”
Pierce: “Unless...I mean...we could always...have a little gallery opening....show some other art and…”
Chloe: “Are you really thinking about putting your baby in an art show?”
Pierce: “I don’t know! I don’t really want a baby, I’m way too young for this.”
Vivien: “You’re like 35.”
Pierce: “I’m basically 22, okay?”
Chloe: “So what does that mean?”
Pierce: “I dunno...I could just like...drop it off at mom and dad’s house. They usually seem pretty on top of this stuff. ”
Chloe: “Oh. yeah.”
Vivien: “That sounds like a pretty good idea.”
Pierce: “Yeah, they seem lonely since we moved out.”
Chloe: “That’ll be fun for them. Like a present.”
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*ding dong*
Lucky: “Hey kids! I wasn’t expecting you today, come in!!”
Pierce: “Weeeelll...I have a present for you! Here!”
Lucky: “.......Who’s baby is this?”
Pierce: “Uhh…”
Chloe: “Maybe we should reevaluate...how important...knowing the parent of a baby...is.”
Vivien: “You wanna know who’s baby this is, Mom? It’s yours!”
Lucky: “Um, ok, I guess we can take care of this little cutie...do they have a name?”
Pierce: “Nope! We thought that you’d want to!”
Lucky: “Are they an alien? Hey cutie...Hello….Roswell.”
Chloe: “Alien baby? Ghost mom! It’s a perfect match!
Vivien: “We’re gonna take off, stuff to do, soap operas to film. Love you guys!!”
Chloe: “You three have fun together!”
Pierce: “You’re welcome! Byeeeee, love you! ”
Thanks for reading! This chapter could also be called “How can I keep that alien baby and still make Chloe the heir since she won the poll” I’m sure Pierce will come around and do the right thing lol. Funny story about that- I complained on the official ea forum that I hadn’t gotten an alien abduction in a really really long time, in the next update they increased the likelihood, Pierce immediately gets abducted and gets pregnant, and I have to figure out how to deal with it. I love it. Anyway, leave a comment if you liked it!
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Gary Viskupic’s 1982 cover for Fantasy Annual IV, edited by Terry Carr
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Hang onto your hats, color lovers, b/c artist Jane Gottlieb’s house is a color lover’s dream!

Coming in from the pool, the house greets you with yellow, shocking pink, and orange.



Check out the purple living room with a green fireplace.


Purple & turquoise dining room.

In the art studio, every wall is a different color.


Just wow. Look at this family room.

Even the stairs are incredible.

Not only is the room spectacular, but so is the ceiling.

The most subdued, tranquil room in the home is the bathroom. What a fantastic house.
https://janegottlieb.com/
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