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I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

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intimidating

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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

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AUGUST IS OVER??????

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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

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Perhaps I'm too tired to write right now

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My girlfriend and I are taking the last of her stuff from her house

As soon as we take it back to our apartment, we will be officially moved in together

My arms and legs hurt so bad from carrying heavy boxes for like a day and a half, but I'm very happy

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compilation

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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

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Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

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On my 28th birthday this beautiful older customer at the bakery with long gray hair and sparking bright eyes asked me how old I was turning and I told her in sort of a sad way. Her face lit up - “Oh, 28!! What a great age! I would love to be 28 again!” One of those moments that really sticks with you..

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I'm going to be so real you really need to get rid of that shame and start feeling and living

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saw this girl keying someone’s car this morning. was sort of compelling to watch. acts of passion are so rare these days… sigh…

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Send thoughts and prayers, I'm at a con and my booth is in small room, next to big shops with ai and aliexpress merch

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watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good

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