aristokortlek

[aristokortlek]

Insert tearful frown :'(

Heh... hey MarMar.... are you feeling skib today insert nonchalant smirk

Oh… so you’ve found my blog. Please never ask that question again, I will have a word with you in person.

[aristokortlek]

wizzbidiiiiiiiiiii gyatweeetttt

Oh god not another brainrotter "( – ⌓ – )

[aristokortlek]

You two are pretty, look colorful and nice

Very chompable too

Awww thank you!! (⸝⸝- ̫ -⸝⸝) I'd prefer if you don't chomp us tho.. heh... (；´∀｀)

[aristokortlek]

Can I attack y'all then zoomie away like a cat that doesn't want a bath? TRICK QUESTION I'M ALREADY DOIN IT >:³

-Shadow

H- HEY GET BACK HERE

[aristokortlek]

face the champion?……. you know who else wants to face you…

I FORGOT TO CHANGE THAT SHUT THE FUCK UP

[aristokortlek]

can we play rock paper scissors? dont cheat okay rock paper scissors shoot

🖐️

I-? I didn't even get to start-?????

[aristokortlek]

Imma lay across yalls shoulders but then slowly become a horseshoe shape as cats are ✨liquiddd✨

And how would I hand y'all my corpse? That would imply that if I die I just "POOF here again oh and here's my corpse" like wot

-Shadow

I lowk thought you were gonna sacrifice yourself in front of us but if you're gonna do that then go on ahead :P Zach would probably liek that more than me tho LMAO

[aristokortlek]

Oh right we should probably post our pfp too lol

[aristokortlek]

Permission to become a fancy scarf for one of y'all?

-Shadow

THAT? DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT??????

[aristokortlek]

♪ now playing: Fight Song - Eve

♡ We don't even know common sense So we know the world through wise eyes ⟡

WELCOME TO THE NEXUS ⋆｡°✩

♡ WHAT'S UP INTERNET!!!!!!!! I'm Ray, world-famous and everyone's favorite nexus champion, but of course!!! (alongside my big brother, I guess...) I'm 19 years old and I use He/She pronouns :D I'm the one managing this blog but Zach pops in pretty frequently too :P

⟡ Hi!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉﾞ I'm Zachary (though I more commonly go by Zach..), (apparently) world-famous nexus champion alongside my stupid little brother Raymond (*´▽｀)~~ I'm currently 23 and I use He/Him pronouns! (・ω・)

-- This blog is co-owned! As you could probably tell

-- Feel free to interact! We made this blog for a reason (´∀｀ゞ

-- Our... ugh.... annoying little. Gremlin... thing is @mr-urple. He calls us his sons even though he's literally younger than us >:/

TAGS:

#King of Diamonds ⟡ - Zach's tag #Knight of Hearts ♡ - Ray's tag #Red Carpet 👑 - Textpost tag #Fanmail ✉️ - Ask tag #Photoshoot ✩ - Pictures of us!

OTHER PEOPLE

#Ace of Spades ♤ - Don's tag // @mr-urple #Queen of Hearts ♡ - Cinna's Tag // @lace-sutures #Jack of Clubs ♧ - Tomi's Tag // @atomic-rattz #Sugar with Spice 🍰 - Mari's Tag // @castellakiss

⟡ These overflowing feelings, behold Greet me with an applause ♡

[aristokortlek]

WHAT

whispers in ur ear hole skibidi toilet

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE????

[aristokortlek]

I'm gonna get Don to forcefully remove you from my property if you don't leave

whispers in ur ear hole skibidi toilet

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE????

[aristokortlek]

Mewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmewmew

-Shadow

Hello to you too kitty

[aristokortlek]

whispers in ur ear hole skibidi toilet

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE????

[aristokortlek]

Bold of you to assume that it was Don who gave you the hug

(The hugging anon)

nonono the vent post was made by don.... he also uses that tag if he's the one talking..

[aristokortlek]

Guess so. Don't act surprised, I'm a talking shadowy cat thing that's sentient.

Anyway imma eat more so you can no longer be a super cool dragon man-

-Shadow

LEAVE MY CIGARETTES ALONE YOU FIEND

[aristokortlek]

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ty… i feel better now lol /gen