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Toothless

Context: My party is in the Amber temple and they have finally started accepting dark gifts, our rouge tabaxi was the first to accept a gift and now has 2 hellhounds at her command. They are still uncovering more sarcophagi.

Tabaxi: What’s this one????

DM: his is the gift of Drizlash, the nine eyed spider. This gift gives you the power to walk on walls and ceilings-

Tabaxi: I accept the gift.

DM: Yea?

Tabaxi: Yea!

DM: Okay you get lifted into the air and this time a eye pops up in the middle of your forehead, when you hit the ground you are disoriented and stumble to another sarcophagi and put your hands on it. You immediately accept another gift.

Tabaxi: WHAT?!

DM: You rise into the air and when you descend all your teeth fall out.

Tabaxi: Damnit

DM: You start going for ANOTHER sarcophagi-

The rest of the party: NO!

And the rest of the party wrangles this toothless, three eyed, hellhoud whisperer so she doesn’t accept anymore gifts.

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everyone is yelling “look at how sweet and adorable Yamper is!” meanwhile this is all i could think of when i first saw it

hope im not late to the meme/hype train–

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Sometimes I forget Dorothea actually has really curly hair under that veil of hers. But considering the Barovian rain must be hellish for curly hair, no wonder she rarely lets them down!

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Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

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you’ve heard of the swear jar 

now get ready for the sin tin

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The Prince of Egypt (1998), dir. Brenda Chapman, Steve Hickner, Simon Wells

A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines Can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design. And the stone that sits on the very top of the mountain’s mighty face, Does it think it’s more important Than the stones that form the base? So how can you see what your life is worth Or where your value lies? You can never see through the eyes of man You must look at your life Look at your life through Heaven’s eyes!

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What are all these weird grey tieflings on my dash...

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These are your champions

(thanks to edd for porting Octane to SFM)

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We got Rictavio to join the party! Our DM said he’d be scowling during the holidays, so I drew the old man in a Christmas sweater and covered in festive colors (courtesy of our Tabaxi Rogue).

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Dorothea got a Nat 1 on an Insight check when I tried to check whether a werewolf girl was lying or not. We’ll say she was distracted by some thoughts concerning a certain someone. Thank you grace UvU

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Im the stabby pie enthusiast 

Local insomniac cleric found unconcious after having a Suspicous Pie™️ smashed into her face. But at least she finally got some sleep?

Featuring @arithemergal‘s stabby rogue, Gentle!

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I’m the time traveling meme of a cat 

I drew top down tokens for everyone in the Curse of Strahd game I play in. Dante- Tiefling Gunslinger @sirshoggoth Gentle- Tabaxi Rogue @arithemergal Poe- Kenku Ranger @ Mine Dorothea- Human Cleric @cookies-milkshake Augustus -  Dhampir Fighter  @jacky-luluwrites

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today is the only day you can reblog this ever

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Hap new year sinners

I know Tumblr kinda hit the fan and I’m late to the party but heres a link to a brand new discord server I created for all the amazing shameless self shippers to join because were so damn valid and worth it. Come one come all to share your love for fictional characters and whut not.  https://discord.gg/dQbWdNN

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please do not underestimate what i will and will not Fuck

my disgusting body knows no limits or common decency and cannot be trusted

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨