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I'm not ignoring my WIPs. they're ripening in my mental cellar

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made a sticker for anyone to slap onto their work if they need to

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The Muse

This comic was published a while back on Patreon. Our supporters regularly get insights into our sketchbooks and have access to strips that nobody else gets to see. They loved this story so much that they encouraged us to publish a full color version. So here it is! Cheers to our patrons – you’re the moose we love to kiss! https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

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This is somewhat of a running joke in the Ruby Red series by Kerstin Gier. Definitely recommend it!

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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blorbo wrapped you thought about the same fucking symbolism and story the whole year you goddamn whore

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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When I was 12 or 13 I spent so much time telling my Girl Scout troop leader about my OCs and the stories made up in my head. She was one of only two people who listened to me uncritically. It makes me amazed to think back how accepting she was of me just talking on and on and listening and not dismissing or teasing me.

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife

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Posts that would be found on the Sunnydale High meme account, in roughly chronological order:

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not to throw stones at a glass house, but.

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Mr. and Mrs. Palmer in Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility are one of the oddest happily-married(?) couples in her novels.

They’re not awful people that are perfectly on the same page like John and Fanny Dashwood or Mr. and Mrs. Elton.

Charlotte is the forever optimist that laughs and smiles at everything, always chatty like her mother and never says much of substance.

Mr. Palmer wants to look superior to his silly wife so he hardly ever talks and is critical of everything. He’s the type that thinks it’s cool to be a hater, but as Jane Austen hilariously writes through Elinor’s POV, the only one who finds it amusing and attractive, for some reason, is his wife.

It’s like if the caricatures of Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy got together?

They do have their moments though. If I’m reading correctly, didn’t Mr. Palmer plan a surprise visit to Barton to see her family? (Or was she not paying attention to the itinerary and everything is a delightful surprise?)