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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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Wings anyone?

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unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

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whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:

Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day

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every morning I wake up and my boner is facing true north

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fields of wild garlic doing their thing | munkängarna, kinnekulle, sweden | june, 2025

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My archeology class has really given me a renewed and visceral hatred of ancient aliens shitheads literally the laziest and most incurious and thoroughly racist pseudoscience in existence

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Isopod quilt fellar

He smells like toast and your old perfume so cozy and kinda itchy☆ he/him

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Sheila Bawar by Fernando Tomaz for Elle Brasil Magazine June 2025

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u think alien pornstars shave their pubes into crop circles

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of course your knight has pronounced canine teeth and pronouns

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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name