talk to me about literally anything, I don't care, my inbox is always open for questions, prompts, or just shooting the shit with me idc
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#that is a very well done meme#also koops is wrong that is not his dad#koops makes this mistake with multiple skeletons#and then his dad turns out to be alive
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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it
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i haven't watched a single episode of severance and while it does pique my curiosity at this point i think it's way more interesting and funny to learn everything i know about it via tumblr osmosis
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percy de rolo from critical role?

#i do subscribe to the headcanon that percy was a virgin before vex got to him#but i also fully believe that even without knowing how to do it getting on his knees for vex was percy's number one priority#and he has only gotten better and more enthusiastic about it since#like lets be real here percy eats his wife out AND gets pegged just as often as he puts his dick in her
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Adjusting things in prison.
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#nobody loves anything as much as woolie loves racism#every single time it comes up on the podcast he looks like christmas came early#meanwhile pat is desperately trying to hold the line of sanity
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Dragon Age elves' ears are bigger than most elf ears in fantasy settings, but the ears still feel small when you are used to this:
#I was baffled in DAI when the Orlesian court used 'rabbit' as a slur for elves#ma'am their ears are barely longer than yours they're just a little pointed#Now Warcraft elves - those motherfuckers you can call a rabbit#you shouldn't because they're all descended from trolls and they're still strong and mean enough to beat your ass#but you CAN call them that and then suffer the consequences
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I love the whole innocent nun vibe raine has and how they use it to hide their more mischievous side
obeying the dress code has other benefits too.... they spelled their skirt so the contraband inside wouldn't make noise, and they and Eda sell them for a high markup behind the bleachers
#first of all i love that raine has to wear two inch heels to STILL be shorter than eda#second of all i LOVE eda's clawed boots#those are fucking sick
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#kalec should be on this spectrum with a bullet#preferably in his head for being such an asshole to her#you could probably even fit Thrall in there somewhere because he seemed real depressed in the years where Jaina wasn't talking to him#truly a staggering number of people who are canonically down bad for Jaina Proudmoore#i'm one of them
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#xal is so outrageously horny for alleria#and alleria doesn't know how to deal with it#which indicates a distinct lack of game on turalyon's part
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#Sylvanas isn't friends any non-murderers#but even if she was she would probably just say “lol sick. was it fun? it looks like it was fun”#by contrast Jaina would at LEAST say “stop dripping blood on my floor”
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
#gwen's theme kicking in during phase 2 of Soul of Cinder in DS3#lord have mercy#the king has returned#AND YOU REALIZE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE#ITS ALWAYS BEEN HIM#STRETCHING BACK SINCE THE BEGINNING
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