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SORRY WE ONLY SERVE CUNT IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT

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I'm not "treating you like a dog" I would never hurt a real dog like this lmao

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Light Gray Candle

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i wanna try demondrug i bet it makes you

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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

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you are in a rainy and dark alleyway, wondering where the sudden rustling noise came from, and you find something.

a stray doll that was heavily abused and is scared of all humans.

"hey! i-" as you try to say something, it runs away.

it seems like any sudden movement and noise frightens it.

you search for it, making sure to not make any noise, and there it is, you find it again.

poor thing, abandoned and forsaken by its former handlers. it looks so sad.

you slowly reach towards it and whisper, "hey, dolly, i won't bite." it timidly reaches its hand towards yours.

its hand, delicate and articulate as it seems, is heavily cracked.

you ask, "want a hug?" it obliges and accepts your embrace.

its whines are similar to that of crying. it is trying to cry, but its damaged porcelain eyes doesn't allow it to.

you pat it on its back, whispering "there there, it's gonna be okay, let's take that one home and clean it up, shall we?"

whatever it takes, you're gonna have to restore and care for that doll.

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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Tifa x Aerith - Dear to the Heart

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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Shout out to all of the musical artists who re-recorded their songs in Simlish for The Sims 3 radio stations

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we need plural she/her pronouns specifically so people can't use a girl being a system to they/them her

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we need plural she/her pronouns specifically so people can't use a girl being a system to they/them her

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we need plural she/her pronouns specifically so people can't use a girl being a system to they/them her

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i can do anything i want to

Bonus: the original sketch version

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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it's a fine tuesday with tummies around!

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