arkynwolf

[arkynwolf]

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

[arkynwolf]

i don't know where this came from

[arkynwolf]

every day i get closer and closer to Becoming Blonde. it's calling to me

[arkynwolf]

hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages

[arkynwolf]

you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back

[arkynwolf]

When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it

[arkynwolf]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[arkynwolf]

[arkynwolf]

what is it about the phrase “shawty like a melody in my head” that settles comfortably down in your brain for the rest of your life

[arkynwolf]

problematic time zone gap

[arkynwolf]

Required Reading Life Series POVs

3rd Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

-BigB

[arkynwolf]

smiley martyn

[arkynwolf]

don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

[arkynwolf]

Unconditionally accept nonbinary identities. I am no longer asking

[arkynwolf]

still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

[arkynwolf]

[arkynwolf]

the summoning