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god: okay tiny animals youre ready to be in the world!!! ants: yipee!! yay!!! god: okay lets make the anteater now ants: the what
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Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!
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Reblog if you're a mistletoe virgin.
Still never been fucked by mistletoe.
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wen you were just about to murder someone for $30
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INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
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It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it
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college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground the rest of the night
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