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I HATE HOT SEXY PEOPLE!!! GET OUT MY BRAIN

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I'm an attention whore but don't give me too much or i'll run away like a mouse

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mourning ao3 being down like i've lost a loved on

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I need 800 piercings and a sex change

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i need spaghetti bolognese and sloppy :(

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Up all night wishing I was a boy like alright pinocchio

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I hope the YMCA will be culturally relevant and past down from generation to generation until the end of human existence

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if you want to date me you must first understand the complexities of all my side blogs

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woman's sexual liberation is so important cause who else could write the most devastating, homoerotic, lusful, 50+ page life altering yaoi crack-ship fic

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what do you guys know about 'cocky want boing boing'?

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you know a boy is pretty when you chew on him like a dog toy and he squeaks

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No amount of self reflection will make me normal I fear

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I'm very aware of my autism this month

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queerbaiting is so OUT, if you and the straight homie wanna cuddle and anal fuck, then fucking do so

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there aren't enough whores in this house actually

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kink-shaming IS morally wrong but i do think white chicks who swoon over cops need to be put down

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I'm 1 inconvenience away from calling up the people i knew in primary school and doing hard drugs with em