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every part of living as a person in 2025 feels like fighting a losing battle. and you’re supposed to just get on with it or you’re weird
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She nos on my feratu till the first cock crows
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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™
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I keep forgetting that “hi I’m johnny knoxville and this is a ceaseless hell of our own making” isn’t like a big tumblr meme bc it’s a screenshot from mancrushes dot com that my friend sent me once that only we know about. That doesn’t stop me from saying it every day tho.
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Beluga Whale uses Hydro Blast to retrieve toy | source
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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you
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Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting
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