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[armagnac-army]

Hello Marshal, will you go camping with Murat&Bessieres in your spare time?

Now Id go roughing it with murat in my spare time yes!!

but bessieres?

eh

rather not but if i had to id put up with him!

[armagnac-army]

And youre still an asshole who doesnt appreciate me >:[

are you still a woman? heard somethin about you sayin youd resign if that happened to you

i got my balls back at least! >;]

Lannes are you proud that you technically started this entire RP business? Maybe YOU should be the boss instead of napoleon >:)

No idea what your talking about in regards to “rp business” but thank you citoyen!

@alexanderfanboy what do you think of this mon ami >;]

[armagnac-army]

LISTEN BUDDY PAL MON AMI

THAT WAS ONE TIME

I DID NOT DESERVE TO BE SENT TO PORTUGAL FOR THAT SHIT

I HAVE GIVEN UP SO MUCH FOR YOU DESPIT YOU TRYING TO RUIN ME >:[

ALSO PORTUGAL WAS A FUCKING SUCCESS SO IT WORKED OUT EVEN THOUGH IT SUCKED

Lannes are you proud that you technically started this entire RP business? Maybe YOU should be the boss instead of napoleon >:)

No idea what your talking about in regards to “rp business” but thank you citoyen!

@alexanderfanboy what do you think of this mon ami >;]

[armagnac-army]

Lannes are you proud that you technically started this entire RP business? Maybe YOU should be the boss instead of napoleon >:)

No idea what your talking about in regards to “rp business” but thank you citoyen!

@alexanderfanboy what do you think of this mon ami >;]

[armagnac-army]

Where the fucks everyone? Ive turned back to normal and that was fun but i prefer being a man in all honesty!

but now im ready to just keep doing what im doing

which is being dead mostly.

Thousand gods this afterlifes gotten real busy hasnt it??? Glad that everyone seems to be havign fun though!

[armagnac-army]

Trying to hide the brick secrets from the rest of us monsieur le roi???

i can deal with an emperor because napoleon earned that shit

I hope you earned your throne or else its real bizarre a devoted republican like you became the fucking king of snowland!!!

greetings my dear fellow !

[ places a brick Very Gently in your hands ]

do what you will with this

@france-hater

Hey you weird swede! Still cant believe you became king of sweden how the devil did that even happen????

ANYWAY

this is a fuckin brick.

Heard bout you throwing bricks at people!! Glad your not throwing a brick at me, it wouldnt do shit anyway im already made of rock and all cracked up inside but i have just un question apart from the obvious “what the fuck is wrong with you”

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING ALL THESE BRICKS FROM

THE BRICK STORE????

[armagnac-army]

greetings my dear fellow !

[ places a brick Very Gently in your hands ]

do what you will with this

@france-hater

Hey you weird swede! Still cant believe you became king of sweden how the devil did that even happen????

ANYWAY

this is a fuckin brick.

Heard bout you throwing bricks at people!! Glad your not throwing a brick at me, it wouldnt do shit anyway im already made of rock and all cracked up inside but i have just un question apart from the obvious “what the fuck is wrong with you”

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING ALL THESE BRICKS FROM

THE BRICK STORE????

[armagnac-army]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A REAL ONE!!!

Joyeux anniversaire à un cher ami.

Today― as you lot may know― marks the 257th birthday of our Bayard, adoptive father of entire divisions, respected marshal bearing 35 wounds, and duc de Reggio...Nicolas Charles Oudinot.

A dear colleague, friend, and a man I would call my brother without hesitation― Wherever you are, Nicolas, I wish you nothing but joy and fulfilment on this special day that is rightfully yours.

With care,

L Davout.

[armagnac-army]

SORRY TO HEAR THAT DAVOUST!!!

DONT WORRY THO

I think well all go back to normal after a few days!

Though ney still has bloody wings weeks after he got that magical letter for some reason

Im pretty sure ill go back to my normal masculine self at least dunno about you but in my death

things just dont change for long.

SACRE BLEU

DAVOUST

YOUR SURPRISINGLY HOT!!!

-- The Duke of Montebello, @armagnac-army

...Thank you, Lannes. I feel like shit.

[armagnac-army]

THATS A MOVING PICTURE

NOT AN EXPLANATION

GLAD TO SEE YOURE TAKING TO WOMANHOOD LIKE A FRENCHMAN TO BEING THE KING OF SWEDEN APPARENTLY!!!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SWEDISH

BIENVENUE TO THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF AN AFTERLIFE AND ALSO TO BEING A WOMAN APPARENTLY THOUGH!!!!

-- The Duke of Montebello, @armagnac-army

because

& tack !

i don ' t know how i feel about having to be stuck in the afterlife with bloody davout , but this whole being a woman thing isn ' t too bad :3

[armagnac-army]

Mon bestie

I love you but i am not wearing a dress because i already fucking look great in my uniform.

Lannes ! Psssst

A short woman dressed in an oversized gray coat approaches her. She is now slightly shorter than Lannes.

I really need your help i-It happened to me too now and I there is no way in hell im retiring but I’ve already told everyone else too do it .

And I also feel weird doing my usual stuff now . . . I don’t know what to do , what should i do?

- @Alexanderfanboy (Napoleon)

Fem!Lannes has a wicked grin on her face. She looks pretty much the same as regular Lannes. She tried a dress on and it was fun but she thought she looked better in her usual uniform.

Youre much shorter than me mon ami ha!

Biiiig hug as Lannes lords over her slight height advantage.

What the fuck are you on about why the devil would any of us retire??? were all goddamn dead! doesnt matter if were men or women or horses were still ourselves and were still doing our shit

just do your shit! try out a dress or something why is being a woman stopping you???

[armagnac-army]

Get a tailor or something!! you have someone like that right? or go ask your sister

honesty with everuyone turning into women, i dont think i need to tell anyone!

You dont have to wear a fuckin dress if you dont want to i tried one on but honestly i just looked real uncomfortable

But are you going to get on my case for wearing my uniform huh?

Lannes ! Psssst

A short woman dressed in an oversized gray coat approaches her. She is now slightly shorter than Lannes.

I really need your help i-It happened to me too now and I there is no way in hell im retiring but I’ve already told everyone else too do it .

And I also feel weird doing my usual stuff now . . . I don’t know what to do , what should i do?

- @Alexanderfanboy (Napoleon)

Fem!Lannes has a wicked grin on her face. She looks pretty much the same as regular Lannes. She tried a dress on and it was fun but she thought she looked better in her usual uniform.

Youre much shorter than me mon ami ha!

Biiiig hug as Lannes lords over her slight height advantage.

What the fuck are you on about why the devil would any of us retire??? were all goddamn dead! doesnt matter if were men or women or horses were still ourselves and were still doing our shit

just do your shit! try out a dress or something why is being a woman stopping you???

[armagnac-army]

Lannes ! Psssst

A short woman dressed in an oversized gray coat approaches her. She is now slightly shorter than Lannes.

I really need your help i-It happened to me too now and I there is no way in hell im retiring but I’ve already told everyone else too do it .

And I also feel weird doing my usual stuff now . . . I don’t know what to do , what should i do?

- @Alexanderfanboy (Napoleon)

Fem!Lannes has a wicked grin on her face. She looks pretty much the same as regular Lannes. She tried a dress on and it was fun but she thought she looked better in her usual uniform.

Youre much shorter than me mon ami ha!

Biiiig hug as Lannes lords over her slight height advantage.

What the fuck are you on about why the devil would any of us retire??? were all goddamn dead! doesnt matter if were men or women or horses were still ourselves and were still doing our shit

just do your shit! try out a dress or something why is being a woman stopping you???

[armagnac-army]

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

[armagnac-army]

ITS TIME TO RAID YOUR WIFES ARMOIRE FOR SHIT

IM STILL KEEPING MY SWORD ON ME THOUGH

IT IS

THE BEST ACCESSORY

LANNES LANNES LANNES

A very tall woman with long curly black hair, legs for miles, and one hell of a drop-dead curvy figure is waving at Lannes. And, oh, yeah, the boobs. Right in Lannes' eye level.

LOOK AT ME AREN'T I SEXY AND GORGEOUS WELL EVEN MORE SO BUT YEAH

-- @your-dandy-king

Lannes is looking. Look it's right in her face where else is she expected to look. She does look kinda the same, but her voice gives away what's happened to her too. Though it is still loud. Many things never change.

MON AMI

YOU WERE ALWAYS SEXY AND GORGEOUS!!!!

HOLY FUCK THOUGH YOU COULD KNOCK A MAN OVER WITH THOSE THINGS

[armagnac-army]

LANNES LANNES LANNES

A very tall woman with long curly black hair, legs for miles, and one hell of a drop-dead curvy figure is waving at Lannes. And, oh, yeah, the boobs. Right in Lannes' eye level.

LOOK AT ME AREN'T I SEXY AND GORGEOUS WELL EVEN MORE SO BUT YEAH

-- @your-dandy-king

Lannes is looking. Look it's right in her face where else is she expected to look. She does look kinda the same, but her voice gives away what's happened to her too. Though it is still loud. Many things never change.

MON AMI

YOU WERE ALWAYS SEXY AND GORGEOUS!!!!

HOLY FUCK THOUGH YOU COULD KNOCK A MAN OVER WITH THOSE THINGS